Well, I am officially out of the grind I like to call the United States Marine Corps.  As of July 17, I am free and clear of Uncle Sam.  I am also reaching another milestone in my life.  This sunday (7-30-06) is my first wedding anniversary.  I know what your’e thinking, what a lucky lady Lindsay is to be with Josh for a whole year.  You are probably wondering how someone could put up with my grumpy ass 24-7.  It is a mystery that will never be explained.  That shit about getting fat when you get married……is definitely true, with the exception being mike who is moving in the exact opposite direction.  I guess when you refuse to go to light beer, let alone a good diet like I do, you pay the price.  If I put on a little weight in the mid-section, at least I am still extremely good looking.  The last thing I want to add is …..Go Tigers…..finally a team to make Michigan proud.

 Thanks for having a little Dildo in your life……

I need to be able to write my article. It has been to long since everyone has had a little Dunphy in their life.

Easy.. you just made this post.. next time just change the category over to the right. I changed this post to the correct category.

Well the little brother got hitched this past weekend. It was a good time. Ran out of alcohol at the reception. My dad cried, and I made fun of him. That’s all for now.

Well since people have been complaing that the site has been having problems I’ll give you a little insite on what’s been happening. My old host has been fucking with me I guess. One week they lose my database access table so all my databases don’t have any users associated with them. In the past year they’ve changed what server my site is on 4 times. I think they keep changing ownership or something cause my smtp host keeps changing. On July 10th I decide to make a backup and start looking for a new host. I’m glad I did. On the 18th people are telling me none of the photos are working. I do some investigaing.. All the databases seem correct. I check on the files. ALL GONE the fucking host LOST 12,000+ pictures. That was the last straw. Along with the new site I changed it a bit. All the username/passwords are gone so you’ll have to re-register. Sorry. I’ll have a new gallery in place soon.

Wow, how crazy, Linds and I both decide to update the same time, when its been months since my last update (not like anyone reads this anymore).
So, don’t forget to read linds last post too!
Anyways, I just wanted to update everyone and let you all know that as of Feb.17 I will be living in the tundra of Minnesota!
I got a job at Mayo Clinic and I start Monday!
It’s terrible how I was in the area and yet never got to see you guys, but I wanted you all to know that it’s an open invite to you all if you ever want to visit. My cell number will be the same too, so don’t hesitate to keep me updated, I feel so estranged from everyone these days.
Wishing you all the best and Happy belated Valentines Day!
I love you all! and remember, sPARY on folks!
MUAH!
~ang

Just wondering if this thing still works. My life pretty much is uneventful on 3rd shift, so yeah…. Anyways, I’ll update this more in depth if I get any responses from any kind of reader activity out there, in other words, COME BACK TO THE FREAKIN SITE PLEASE THANKS!

Hey All - it’s Linds!!
I’m sure you all think I have moved off the planet, but in reality I’m still kickin’ it in good ole’ GR. The last time I logged onto this site was over a year ago! Timmy - the website is kick ass!
Well, I suppose it’s time for an update. As I said, I’m still in GR - workin’ as a bean counter at a public accounting firm…it’s tax season, so I’ve been averaging close to at least 60 hours a week. At least there is a big party the firm pays for on April 15th! I love my job and the people I work with, so the hours don’t seem to bother me.
Unfortunately I have left Coops Town for fresher air and now live in an apartment off Alpine. I know what you are thinking - the skank must be livin’ in York Creek, but I’m not crazy, have you seen the kind of people they let live there? (j/k guys).
Well, I’d love to hear how everyone else is doing. My cell number hasn’t changed, so hit me up if you ever want to go out on the town on a Saturday night!

~ Da Skank ~

WoW!! I haven’t written in my article since Jan!! Well I’m going to update you guys then. I am living back at home for the time being. After I moved back from Florida I lived at home for 4 months and then moved out to a friend Seth’s house because he needed a roomate. Well that only lasted 2 months b/c he is a disgusting slob and I was ALWAYS cleaning. Ya know I don’t mind cleaning the house I live in but not everyday after people come over. It gets old. So yeah back at home. I am no longer working out on 44th street. I work right here in Coopersville (mile away from my house) at A.K.A Salon. Alot smaller than the old place and the girls are way better. (working in a salon..girls can get pretty catty) I also have been working at Java Street Coffee right here in Coopersville. I work here 3 mornings a week from 6-10am. Pretty early getting up at 5am!! I used to be able to sleep in till 11 easy. Now I cant even sleep in past 9 or 9:30 on the mornings I actually can sleep in. I’m lucky now if I get 5 or 6 hours of sleep. Can’t help it but I’m a night person.
Let’s see what else. Me and my friend kerri are up at the Grill every Wednesday night drinking $1 Miller lites all night long getting our groove on..HaHa. Always fun there those nights.
By the way james..Thanks for calling the other night. Haven’t talked to you in a while and I definetly didn’t expect to hear from ya. Thanks! Don’t be a stranger.
Gonna be 22 here in less than a month now. Where has time gone? I know you all are saying thats young but I dont feel like it. I’m getting old!
Congrats to all you who graduated..Feel good being done with school? You don’t have to answer that cause I already know the answer, unless your crazy and actually like school. I was looking at the pictures from the party. You all look good!
Timmay…I said this in my last article and I’m gonna say it again. I really need to get an updated picture..I really don’t look like that anymore…That was 3 years ago!
Alright i’m outta here! Take care!
Sheena aka Xena

Childrens books that will keep them alive in the 21st century
http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/books/books.htm

Humerous site that points out common stereotypes on how White people act while around Black people http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/