Sports Done Right

Sports, hmmmm. Is that why I am here. But I do not care for these such evenst that cause me to sleep all day on Sunday afternoon. Yes I do you fucksticks. Sorry if I seem extra pissed today it’s because I am. And if you’re like me you’ll have to suck it up and [...]

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December 21st, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

Howdy-Ho to all of my loyal fans! Thanks to all of you I can eat Ramen Noodles and buy porn on DVD rather than VHS. Wow, what a month for sports. I mean you have the 4-2 Lions, with a much improved high school quarterback in Joey Harrington at the helm the Lions are no [...]

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October 28th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

Welcome back, welcome back , welcome back…Here is the one and only Sports Center stickin’ in your ear…right now! Like I haven’t done enough typing tonight so here I am and there you are, doing nothing, like always. Now that James is home have him get you a beer, better yet, get him a BEER! [...]

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October 7th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

Ok time to dust off your eyes, stop pumping the Jergens and get out the suds. Sports Center is back, I am here and obviously so are you. Bastards. I might not know any better but I would say that the Lions defense has looked like shit as of late. I know, I know it [...]

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August 23rd, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

So as you may or may not know (if you don’t you are a dumb motherfucker) the Detroit Pistons beat the Lakers 4 games to 1 tonight. The Pistons are the World Championships of Basketball! I told ya’ll. For all of you Laker fans I have one thing to say. FUCK YOU! HA HA HA [...]

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June 15th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

I know I haven’t updated in some time, but trust me I have been really busy, I mean shit, money don’t grow on my fuckin’ trees, well it might, I’ll go look real quick… Nope! no trees to be found just some cigarette butts and the neighbors kitty’s-bwuan. To feel the buzz of how I’ve [...]

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May 24th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

Here I am to save the day. No, not really, but close, and soon I suppose. Sports Center is backin’ and packin’…all the way home. Next. So I try to make a spectacular return to my everyday duties as a sports reporter for the the ‘skeet’ but alas that’s probably just me blowing a lot [...]

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April 12th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

well, well…good god damn, her i am. its life in the fast lane from here on out. less than four weeks of school left and i’m feeling frisky, frisk as hell that is. so the tig’s are a big suprise in the grapefruit league once again. hows last place feel boys? oh, well i guess [...]

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April 3rd, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

WELCOME TO THE 100TH SPORTS CENTER EPISODE! Well, ok, it isn’t a “Gala-Event” like Sosa would say, but fuck it. So I haven’t been normal for much of this new year, or any year at that, but I want to start off by saying thank you for being such dedicated readers and long time Stress [...]

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February 13th, 2004 by

Sports Done Right

WOW! What a Bowl Week! No, really, I could care less, except that I won a few bets (with Dildo). I hate the BCS more than I hate Cher, her face alone inferiorates me. Skippy is no English major mind you. So sports is what you wnat and I don’t care what you want so [...]

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