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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I thought summer time was when things slow down….apparently I was wrong. This season has been absolutely crazy for me. Most of my time has been spent at Gv working on the grad classes. In two weeks I start my internship at Crowe Chizek, should be fun. I’m looking forward to it. This weekend I’m heading to the greatest place on Earth….CEDAR POINT! I don’t care how many times you go, the thrills are always exciting. I’m definitely looking forward to spending time waiting in line. Perhaps playing some games during the wait, just like old times, right Ang and Jon? Also, for anyone interested my sister will be returning to the area on May 29th for a week. I’m sure you would all be happy to see her, oh yeah, did I mention she was bringing a friend.
Okay, enough update on my always exciting life. Have any of you sat and watched Comedy Central? Whenever I’m feeling down, I flip through the channels and I always end up on this one. Most recently I was entertained the incredibly funny Dane Cook. This man is a genius with his wit and charm, no seriously, the man is funny, you should check him out! Okay, enough said, I’m going to get back to studying entity taxation, I have a test next week. Adieu!

EXAMS ARE OVER! Now I have a week and I’m starting another one, but at least it is only one class. I believe I can handle that. So much has happened since I’ve been on here, but here it goes…for those of you who care. First, I have official dates for the internship, yeah. I can’t believe I’m actually going to be working somewhere that has to do with what I have been studying for the past four years. NOt to mention the pay is fantastic.
Next, I was voted in as President of the accounting honorary. With this position comes many perks including a week conference in Orlando this summer. Me and the other members of the Executive Board will head down to sunny Florida in August to a resort right on Disney property! It should be nice.
PLUS, Pete is taking me with him to go to the Pepsi 400, I’m geeked! Pete, if you are reading this…THANKS!
Finally, I’m on the last leg of school. Only 7 more classes until graduation in December, there is a light at the end of this tunnel. Of course, I will be taking graduate courses, but it will never be the same again. *tear* Okay, now whoever is interested I’m going out this weekend to celebrate being done with classes, let me know what you are doing!
Linds

Hey all!
Well–the hoe is back in action and ready to rock! Well, this weekend I found out that I am gettin old…and seriously I mean old. I remember the days when i could party all weekend, adn yet 2 days in a row this weekend kicked my ass hardcore! But it was well worth it!!! I will be home Easter weekend if anyone is game for goin out at all or maybe just chillin..give me a holla.
Ok..enough catchin up, now its time to dish it!
As most of you know I am once again single, and definatley ready to mingle! I have learned a few things from this whole dating thing..and that is:
1) if they want you to put them over everything..thats a sign right there that they are selfish ..so beware!
2) hypocrits sucks…enough said
3) broken hearts take time to heal
…and you know what?
I’m there and ready to be the good ol’ hoe that everyone remembers. :o)~
I miss you guys though…things jsut aren’t the same. Its hard growing up and I dont wanna look back and be one of those people that drills on the past, but as a whole this group of friends is great adn I’m so lucky to have good friends like you guys..and I just hope things stay that way and that we can all always be there for each other..no matter where life takes us.
Ok ok…sappy hoes? who likes that..shiiiiiiiit…
anyways..I know this is not one of my best articles but I was desperately in need of an update…hope all is everyone and call me soon y’all ..I get lonely!!!
sPARTY ON!
~angemahoe

I thought the Hoe (or shall I call her Hutch) might come on this week and update all on what she has been up to. In the mean time I’ll put a little something something up here for you all you all who accidently pushed selected the Skank & Hoe F’sho page when you were trying to check out the photo gallery.
We are tyring to put into play a 2nd Annual St. Patty’s Day get-together for this weekend. Call Ang on her cell if you wanna come along. I’m too busy to take your call, and since she is on Spring Break, we can just forward all those calls to her. Okay, I’m going to update movie quotes, ADIOS!
-THE STARSKY SKANK

I must have been crazy to think that I might actually be close to done with school. This weekend I took the entrance exam for graduate school, and now I’m applying. Does the insanity ever end? Okay, okay, enough ranting and raving. I haven’t seen a lot of you in a long time, so I’m interested in finding out what the plans for Friday night are…any takers? I need to get and have a little fun. Give me a call if you are interested. Love you all!

Before I start updating this column…I would like to point out that Caitlin is right, and I completely agree with her previous column.

I, like most of you, have been very busy lately. This semester has brought upon mnay new challenges for me. I work nearly 30 hours a week while trying to remain on the Dean’s List. I know, I know, I’m a nerd.

It’s seems like such a long time since I’ve seem most of you. What is everyone doing this weekend? Does anyone read this website or even our column?

Okay, I want to keep blabbling, but my class is about ready to start, so call me if anyone is doing anything this weekend.

-Skank

I want to talk about Average Joe. Does anyone else watch this show? I love it! Where else can you see extremely geeky guys fighting over a beautiful woman who never in a million years will actually be with them? The first season, the guys were actually pretty average. This season, however, produces a brand new breed. David Daskal is my favorite. My equation of the genetic make-up of David Daskal is as follows.
He is:
Howard Stern
+
Carrot Top
-
an Orthodontist
+
an extra dallop of geek
-
Ritalin.
=
David Daskal.

Watch the show, you’ll see what I mean. It’s great how much better you feel about yourself after watching this show vs how you feel after watching Sex and the City.

Have a good week!
Caitlin

Well everyone…another semester gone by at good ol’ MSU. This term has been a different one for me. Different in good ways as well as bad. Things have really changed with me, and I think I’ve really grown up. Scary to think..”ann-G?…grow up?”…but this semester was a rough one and I had to be discipled and buckle down to get the worst grades of my college career, and suprisingly now that I look back, I’m actually proud. ok ok…this article is really corny and sentimental, but I think its the holiday mood that I’m in..and I’ve just evaluated the relationships I have in my life and I truly value the friendships I’ve made through the years. I can’t wait to hang with you guys in the coming weeks, whenever we hang out..a good time is had by all (well…at least by me). alright alright alright alright…enough sappy stuff…I love you guys and have a great holiday!

I’m too lazy to write my own stuff, so you get this instead!
Linds

WHAT DRUNK PEOPLE REALLY MEAN

“You get this one, next round is on me.”
We won’t be here long enough to get another round.

“I’ll get this one, next one is on you.”
Happy hour is about to end… drafts are now a dollar, but by the next round they’ll be $4.50 a pop.

“Hey, where is that friend of yours?”
I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position.

(Female) “Can I get a glass of white zinfandel please?”
I’m easy.

(Male) “Can I get a glass of white zinfandel please?”
I’m gay.

(Male to Female) “Ever try a body shot?”
I am even willing to drink tequila if it means that I get to lick you.

(Female to Male) “Ever try a body shot?”
If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I’ll do to you on the ride home?

(Female) “I don’t feel well, let’s go home.”
You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

(Male) “I don’t feel well, let’s go home.”
I’m horny.

“Who’s got the next round?”
I haven’t bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

(Male to Male) “Excuse me.”
Get the hell out of the way.

(Male to Female) “Excuse me.”
I am going to grope you now.

(Female to Male) “Excuse me.”
Don’t even think about groping me, just get the hell out of the way.

(Female to Female) “Excuse me.”
Move your fat ass. Who do you think you are anyway? You are not all that, missy, and don’t think for one minute that you are. Coming in here dressing like a whore… get your eyes off of my man, or I’ll slap you, bitch, like the slut you are.

“What do you have on tap?”
What’s cheap?

(Male) “Can I have a white russian?”
I’m really gay.

(Female) “Can I have a white russian?”
I’m really easy.

“That person looks really familiar.”
Did I sleep with him/her?

(Female) “Can I just get a glass of water?”
I’m annoying, but cute enough to get away with this.

(Female) “I don’t have my ID on me.”
I’m 19.

(Male) “I don’t have my ID on me.”
I don’t have a license since I got pulled over and blew a 0.4 after my last visit here

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