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Well it’s been awhile since the last time that I have updated, so here goes nothin. Spring Break was a blast. I got so trashed every day and it was awesome(besides all of the old people that inhabbited our boat). On our cruise, there were so many old people that they had activities such as “sit and be fit” and games of bingo twice daily. That’s just great. There were also a lot of “jailbait” girls on board as well. Let me tell ya, there’s nothing better than talking to some girls in a hot tub when your wasted and then asking them “what year are you?” and they say “I’m still in MIDDLE school”. Thats a good thing to go after. So it was between picking up Aunt Mable or Baby Jessica every night at the “club” on board, so most nights I decided to just get really fucked up and pass out before I could even go to the club, and that way I could wake up at 7 a.m. and hang out with all of my parents. FUCK
And to make matters worse, I took a blood test three days after I got back for a new prescription, and it comes to find out that my liver enzymes are 3x higher than they should be! GREAT…. So my doctor told me that I need to quit drinking for at least a whole week. I’m now on day 6, and this past weekend sure sucked ass. I had all of the opportunites to get wasted for free. Open bar at my cousins wedding, and a free keg on Friday night. Well this is why you don’t want my crazy and exciting life. I’m gonna go watch some Jenna…..
Hey what’s up y’all? Well the superbowl’s over and not even one of us is dead or have people asking us to try on a nice pair of cement shoes. Damn, have we lost our will to bet our mortgage or girlfriends car? Well the F-ing Pats showed everyone (Except T bone, who was sleeping) that they do indeed have aliens on thier team because they cant be stopped. Brady wasn’t even that good in college, and then after “they” came down, he was all of the sudden, Mr. MVP and blah, blah…..
State is starting to regroup after thier ass kicking by Illinois, but who knows, I hear that Ohio State is as good at bball as they are at football.
Shada’s developed a habit over the course of this school year. It involves a T.V., a vibrating device and a microphone……thats right, he’s addicted to Halo 2. He has callusses the size of quarters and all of his fingers and carpal tunnel in both wrists.
Oh fuck it I’m gonna go watch Jenna
By the way Jake is gonna be sleeping for a long time. AND I have roid rage
Yo what’s up muthafuckas? This week @ state has been pretty bland so far, we got word today that our rigged up bunkbed is in violation of three city of East Lansing ordinaces and has to come down. Thats great, that means back to the twin beds, even better. That means that I won’t be able to spread out my legs while I’m watching Jenna. Damn. Since Joord hasn’t been keeping up with sports lately, I will take on the challenge and give it a shot. Lets see, MSU basketball lost to Wisconsin on Sunday, in what was one of the biggest chokes of the entire season. There are three spartans that I wouldn’t want on my team when the game is on the line….Maurice Ager, Paul Davis and Chris Hill. It’s pretty sad when you miss so many opportunities to win the game, and then you CHOKE!!! The Pistons are now in 1st place in the Central. One bizzare note from last night’s game in Orlando. Apparently, a seeing eye dog dropped the kids off on the court at half time, which delayed the start of the second half for 5 minutes. Payton Manning’s Colts got their asses handed to them Sunday in Foxboro. Looks like the Pats can’t be touched, we’ll find out this weekend in Pittsburgh. In the NFC, it will be the Falcons and the Eagles. My prediction for the Superbowl is Steelers and Falcons, with the Steelers taking it all in a close game. Too bad the Lions weren’t in the playoff’s, cause they would show everyone that they really fuckin blow. This is JoshO @ State -Pieces
Aight so one of the roomates is in the slammer. Guess who??? He’s a foreign national.
Oh yeah, if you don’t hear from me soon, it means that I got swept away by the Red Cedar Flood.
Well, where do I begin….. Second semester begins tomorrow and guess what? Who do you know that would be dumb enough to schedule two classes at the same time? Yeah it’s this guy. So all that i can do know is drink a whole bunch of beer and get out the hundred foot extension chord, wrap it a few times and then jump off of the ledge. Well, Jenna’s calling my name….thank god that my dvd player is working again.