I have a few things to be pissed about these days I suppose. Actually I have a few thousand things to be angry about. For the sake of listing a google I will rant and rave for exacly five minutes…starting now! 1. I hate Christmas, not baby Jesus, but the “Holiday” portion. Talk about a [...]

So here we are. Have you voted today? I did. It was fun. I had the honor to vote in the same precinct as some hot 19-year old blonde. How did I know she was 19? Well, how do I say this? She left her I.D. in the booth. I should have played it cool, [...]

HI! What is new friends?! Nothing here, just hanging-out-with-my-wang-in. Notice I said “IN?” What is this world coming to when a fairly handsome man, like me, can’t get laid? I have compiled a small list of reasons why there is dust on my pecker. 1. School has replaced any free time I have for the [...]

So we have another “welcome week” on our hands. Its not the MSU by any means. Its G-Rap version 7.1. I have been thinking really hard the last month and a half about what I hate the most. And I have compiled a small list for your bitchasses. Sit back and get ready to flip [...]

Might as well, I am fucking here after all with nowhere to run and nowhere to drink. Shit. I got my grades back tonight. I hate them. I hate school in general and I hate Capital One. they need to make a credit card that is glued to your fucking body because then people, like [...]

I HIGH HEAT THE LAKERS!

The “Big one-six” alright bitches! So here I am, and Sosa is not. Heaven sent, that I do not know. Lets talk school, ohhhh, I know that sounds like fun. But alas I must talk about what my life is 24 hours a day, fifteen days a week. I swear to God I won’t die [...]

just for old-times-sake, here is the one, and only, Sosa…(just one, little man i guess) Alright kiddies… I’m back to my old column. If that poses a problem for any of you. You can kiss my fat ass, and then you kiss my converse… or you can do it the other way around, but I’ll [...]

so here we are, what is left of my well-being. not so fast dumb-ass. i went to school today (there’s a first for everything i guess) and i found another long-lost relative, his name is jason and he sits next to me in my race and ethncity class. how awesome is that? just one more [...]

son of a bitch. i just want to say that you can kiss my ass, lick my balls, and make me breakfast…cause i am hungry for your love. i need a friend, one that will be at my poker games, and lend my fifty-bucks when i am in a pinch and the russian guy sitting [...]