Guess who’s back?

Well, I am officially out of the grind I like to call the United States Marine Corps.  As of July 17, I am free and clear of Uncle Sam.  I am also reaching another milestone in my life.  This sunday (7-30-06) is my first wedding anniversary.  I know what your’e thinking, what a lucky lady [...]

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July 27th, 2006 by dildo

Tihmay, hook me up……

I need to be able to write my article. It has been to long since everyone has had a little Dunphy in their life. Easy.. you just made this post.. next time just change the category over to the right. I changed this post to the correct category.

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July 26th, 2006 by dildo

Dildo Diaries

Well, we have finally started another year in the journey of our lives. We have all accomplished something we are proud of, but look to achieve more. It is a cornerstone of human existence to want to always improve one’s self. Strive to do your best, but live your life satisfied and live every day [...]

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January 9th, 2005 by

Dildo Diaries

What’s up y’all? Mighty nice to get back in this place and spread some more of the word of the Dunphy. My people, I have come to you today to preach to you about a plague that is infecting the youth…..of GR. If you are going to be offended by anything I say in this [...]

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May 25th, 2004 by

Dildo Diaries

Well, I have been told that like 10,000 people visit this site now, so I guess I should get my ass in gea5r with writing more articles or else TBONE might popo a cap in my ass. I apologize fopr the profanity used in my column, but if you don’t like it, that is too [...]

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October 3rd, 2003 by

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September 2nd, 2003 by

Dildo Diaries

Well…….I know it has been forever, but when your’e in a combat zone, what can you do? I have seen all the pictures of the wedding and would like to say congratulations to mike and caitlin and renae and rob. I am sorry that I could not be present at your wedding, but Uncle Sam [...]

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July 24th, 2003 by

Dildo Diaries

Hello all, it haqs been too long since I have given you all a piece of my mind and it just so happens that I have something to give you it on..I wanna get on the subject of friendship…..This happens to be a subject that could be written on til the end of time……What is [...]

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May 4th, 2003 by

Dildo Diaries

Hello all……from this little place I like to calll hell…..in the cesspool of the world……we got more diseases here than a street hooker in Detroit……..I cannot really release any info about where specifically I am here in Africa throught the internet, but lert me tell you it is dirty…….I miss you all very much, but [...]

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February 20th, 2003 by

Dildo Diaries

Hello to the many adoring fans who I know have missed me in my long absence from my column writing ……..and to those who might be new to reading my great literal works…….shit is about to get crazy up in this mother fucker……….i have on great new thing to talk about on this wonderful October [...]

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