Here’s a list of pickup lines to use the next time you go to the bar. – I lost my phone number, can I have yours? – Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone told me you were looking for me. – I’m Irish. Want to taste my lucky charms? – Do you tste as good as [...]

Welcome to a new page of Better Than Miss Michigan! Happy New Year to all of those that survived the drunken stupor that seems to go hand in hand with every New Years Eve party. If any one was watching the ball drop on FOX News, you probably saw Stress and I drunk as F%#@! [...]

Welcome to another exciting update of the Better Than Miss Michigan Page. If you’ve been outside at all in the past few weeks you’d noticed that it is much colder than it was three months ago. You’ve got to love Michigan weather. In addition to cold weather, women are wearing more clothes. No more bikinis [...]

With all the hype about the soldiers in Iraq, I thought I would post a bulletin of suspected terrorists around the world. I’ve comprised a list and here it is. 1. M’BALZ ES’HARI 2. GRAABIR BOUBI 3. HAID D’SALAAMI 4. HOUS BIN PHARTEEN 5. I-BIN PHARTEEN 6. I-ZHEET M’DRURZ 7. SHEIF HIRBOUSH 8. AL-SUQ AKWEER [...]

BEER IS GOOD! PUSSY IS GOOD! POKER IS GOOD! Speaking of poker, we are going to start an annual World Series of Poker. If you are interested than let me know via oneliners. The cost will be $50. Details will be posted at a later time. Thanks goes out to the guys at State (Szejda, [...]

Happy belated Forth of July! I spent the extended weekend in Daytona Beach, Florida. The sun was shinin’, the beer a flowin, and the eye candy getting sweeter by the minute. We spent the weekend basking in the sun and enjoying the scenery. For those of you that are not in the know, the Pepsi [...]

Welcome back to “Better than Miss Michigan” for another exciting update from the new Silver Lake Airlines Pilot. Yes, that’s me, the main supreme. Comin’ straight at ya from the Silver Lake sand dunes. I recently acquired my pilot’s license this past Memorial Day weekend when I scored a perfect 100% on my take off [...]

This past weekend (as much as I remember) was a blast. It consisted of my two favorite things in life, pussy and sand. I completed the rebuild of my dune buggy Saturday night. Then I went down to the bar. It started out slow and uneventful but as the night went on and the drinks [...]