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Guess who’s back?
Well, I am officially out of the grind I like to call the United States Marine Corps. As of July 17, I am free and clear of Uncle Sam. I am also reaching another milestone in my life. This sunday (7-30-06) is my first wedding anniversary. I know what your’e thinking, what a lucky lady Lindsay is to be with Josh for a whole year. You are probably wondering how someone could put up with my grumpy ass 24-7. It is a mystery that will never be explained. That shit about getting fat when you get married……is definitely true, with the exception being mike who is moving in the exact opposite direction. I guess when you refuse to go to light beer, let alone a good diet like I do, you pay the price. If I put on a little weight in the mid-section, at least I am still extremely good looking. The last thing I want to add is …..Go Tigers…..finally a team to make Michigan proud.
Thanks for having a little Dildo in your life……
Tihmay, hook me up……
I need to be able to write my article. It has been to long since everyone has had a little Dunphy in their life.
Easy.. you just made this post.. next time just change the category over to the right. I changed this post to the correct category.
Better Than Miss Michigan
Welcome to a new page of Better Than Miss Michigan! Happy New Year to all of those that survived the drunken stupor that seems to go hand in hand with every New Years Eve party. If any one was watching the ball drop on FOX News, you probably saw Stress and I drunk as F%#@! They broadcasted live from the “party” that we went to in Nashville. The attendance wasn’t too impressive but it was still a good time.
After spending over one hundred dollars on booze, I still went home empty handed. Not that I planned on getting laid, but the potential was definitely there. Why did the bar have to sell until 4:00 AM. If they would’ve stop selling earlier I could’ve saved a few bucks. New Years Eve only happens once a year, so I guess I can’t complain too much.
National Hangover Day was a day of recovery and catching up on lost sleep. For those of you who haven’t heard of this newly recognized day of pain, it is also known as New Years Day. Mine was spent at the Hermitage (Andrew Jackson’s house/museum) and in bed watching UofM lose the Rose Bowl. Shitty day to say the least.
For those of you that hooked up at midnight, Congrats. To those that didn’t, better luck next time. But just remember, There’s More To Life Than Your Right Hand!