Not much of a harvester:

The harvest rat spends 22 hours a day looking for food.

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March 21st, 2005 by

I speaka no English

There are more English-speakers in China than in the US.

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March 19th, 2005 by

Why women wear mascara.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

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March 18th, 2005 by

I don’t get it:

Micheal J. Fox’s middle name is Andrew.

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March 17th, 2005 by

Blood suckers.

Each year over 35,000 leeches are still sold for “medical purposes” in the US.

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March 16th, 2005 by

In a jiffy.

There really is a unit of time called a “jiffy.” It’s exactly 1/100th of a second.

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March 15th, 2005 by

Bring on the heat.

Your body gives off enough heat in 30 minutes to bring half a gallon of water to a boil.

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March 14th, 2005 by

Better Than Miss Michigan

Here’s a list of pickup lines to use the next time you go to the bar. – I lost my phone number, can I have yours? – Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone told me you were looking for me. – I’m Irish. Want to taste my lucky charms? – Do you tste as good as [...]

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March 12th, 2005 by

Beat the clock.

In the 1500′s, England’s Queen Elizibeth I outlawed wife beating after 10 PM.

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March 11th, 2005 by

Color me ???

The average American uses 730 crayons by the age of 10.

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