Archive for March 12th, 2005:
Here’s a list of pickup lines to use the next time you go to the bar.
- I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone told me you were looking for me.
- I’m Irish. Want to taste my lucky charms?
- Do you tste as good as you look?
- Hey babe. Wanna get LUCKY?
- Is it cold in here or are you just happy to see me?
- Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
- That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
- How about you and me play spin the bottle?
- I’m new in town; can i have directions to your house?
- Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
- I’d like to wrap your legs around my face and wear you like a feed bag.
- If i were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this quesion?
- They say that spples don’t fall far from the tree, so your mom must be hot too.