Mar 31 2005

Money talks

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Daily salary of a U.S. senator in 1789: $6. Daily salary in 2001: $580.

Mar 30 2005

Doggone:

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Houdini trained his dog to escape from a pair of miniature handcuffs.

Mar 29 2005

Dust buster

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NASA actually keeps a dust library.

Mar 28 2005

Need time off? Move to Italy.

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On average, Italians get 42 vacation days every year.

Mar 25 2005

What about the other twenty six?

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Twenty four U.S. states do not allow first cousins to marry each other.

Mar 24 2005

Skank & Hoe F’Sho

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Well, my time here at MSU is winding down. I’m so ready to be done, but definately goin to miss this place. It’s wierd, I’m gonna be a grown up soon, how scary!

Anyway, I put a post on the homepage, but wanted to let you know (if anyone really reads this) that I’m trying to get a little Cedar Point trip together for anyone interested. Looking at a Saturday in May. I’m open for anyone right now, but let me know..I hope you all can come, it’ll be a great fun day!
and remember…sPARTY on bitches!
~ Ang

Mar 24 2005

Now you know:

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A roll of pennies, nickles, or dimes wrapped in paper is called a rouleau.

Mar 23 2005

JoshO @State

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Well it’s been awhile since the last time that I have updated, so here goes nothin. Spring Break was a blast. I got so trashed every day and it was awesome(besides all of the old people that inhabbited our boat). On our cruise, there were so many old people that they had activities such as “sit and be fit” and games of bingo twice daily. That’s just great. There were also a lot of “jailbait” girls on board as well. Let me tell ya, there’s nothing better than talking to some girls in a hot tub when your wasted and then asking them “what year are you?” and they say “I’m still in MIDDLE school”. Thats a good thing to go after. So it was between picking up Aunt Mable or Baby Jessica every night at the “club” on board, so most nights I decided to just get really fucked up and pass out before I could even go to the club, and that way I could wake up at 7 a.m. and hang out with all of my parents. FUCK
And to make matters worse, I took a blood test three days after I got back for a new prescription, and it comes to find out that my liver enzymes are 3x higher than they should be! GREAT…. So my doctor told me that I need to quit drinking for at least a whole week. I’m now on day 6, and this past weekend sure sucked ass. I had all of the opportunites to get wasted for free. Open bar at my cousins wedding, and a free keg on Friday night. Well this is why you don’t want my crazy and exciting life. I’m gonna go watch some Jenna…..

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Mar 23 2005

Easy to remember:

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Alaska’s state flower is the forget-me-not.

Mar 22 2005

Got Blood?

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Only female mosquitoes eat blood. Males eat sap.



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