Better Than Miss Michigan

Welcome to a new page of Better Than Miss Michigan! Happy New Year to all of those that survived the drunken stupor that seems to go hand in hand with every New Years Eve party. If any one was watching the ball drop on FOX News, you probably saw Stress and I drunk as F%#@! They broadcasted live from the “party” that we went to in Nashville. The attendance wasn’t too impressive but it was still a good time.

After spending over one hundred dollars on booze, I still went home empty handed. Not that I planned on getting laid, but the potential was definitely there. Why did the bar have to sell until 4:00 AM. If they would’ve stop selling earlier I could’ve saved a few bucks. New Years Eve only happens once a year, so I guess I can’t complain too much.

National Hangover Day was a day of recovery and catching up on lost sleep. For those of you who haven’t heard of this newly recognized day of pain, it is also known as New Years Day. Mine was spent at the Hermitage (Andrew Jackson’s house/museum) and in bed watching UofM lose the Rose Bowl. Shitty day to say the least.

For those of you that hooked up at midnight, Congrats. To those that didn’t, better luck next time. But just remember, There’s More To Life Than Your Right Hand!

 

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