Archive for January, 2005

Move over manpower the prostitutes are comin.

How would you like to be forced into prostitution.. if yer thinkin bout moving to germany this might change yer mind.. if yer a chick anyways. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2005/01/30/wgerm30.xml

Monday, January 31st, 2005

Skank & Hoe F’Sho

What’s up all! I haven’t been on this website in ages. Things have been absolutely crazy since graduation last month. Workin’ over 65 hours a week during tax season is a beast! However the plan is to take a nice long vacation after April 15th perhaps Vegas or maybe the Bahamas. Anyone have any suggestions? [...]

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

Xena Babble

Well..Im sorry guys, I havent written in here in quite some time..what a slacker I am..HaHa. Well I’ve been back in Michigan now for 2 months and lovin it alot better than I thought. Florida has way too much drama for me..Dont get me wrong, Michigan has drama too but not nearly as much. [...]

Saturday, January 29th, 2005

JoshO @State

Yo what’s up muthafuckas? This week @ state has been pretty bland so far, we got word today that our rigged up bunkbed is in violation of three city of East Lansing ordinaces and has to come down. Thats great, that means back to the twin beds, even better. That means that [...]

Wednesday, January 19th, 2005

Diary of a T-Bone

I’d like to take a moment of your time to talk about a new alcohol that I’ve discovered. It’s called George M Tiddy’s. Yes Titty’s. I will then reference the alcohol in the future as boob or boobies because it has the same effect on one’s self that chasing the real thing does. You loose [...]

Sunday, January 16th, 2005

JoshO @State

Aight so one of the roomates is in the slammer. Guess who??? He’s a foreign national.
Oh yeah, if you don’t hear from me soon, it means that I got swept away by the Red Cedar Flood.

Thursday, January 13th, 2005

JoshO @State

Well, where do I begin….. Second semester begins tomorrow and guess what? Who do you know that would be dumb enough to schedule two classes at the same time? Yeah it’s this guy. So all that i can do know is drink a whole bunch of beer and get out the hundred [...]

Sunday, January 9th, 2005

Dildo Diaries

Well, we have finally started another year in the journey of our lives. We have all accomplished something we are proud of, but look to achieve more. It is a cornerstone of human existence to want to always improve one’s self. Strive to do your best, but live your life satisfied and live [...]

Sunday, January 9th, 2005

Life in the City

HEY HEY!! It’s another fast paced edition of Life in the City. Well, not so fast paced I guess, any of you people who know what I do can understand nothing is fast paced in the city… unless its plowing. Speaking of which, LET IT FUCKING SNOW!!! This is pissing me off, slow ass winter [...]

Friday, January 7th, 2005

Better Than Miss Michigan

Welcome to a new page of Better Than Miss Michigan! Happy New Year to all of those that survived the drunken stupor that seems to go hand in hand with every New Years Eve party. If any one was watching the ball drop on FOX News, you probably saw Stress and I drunk [...]

Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
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