Archive for December 14th, 2004:
Alright. It\’s been what? About three and a half months since I\’ve posted. Sweet. Here we go once again. Just remember kiddies… It\’s all about the funny. Then again, I\’m never funny… so it\’s all about shit. Fair enough? Then let\’s go.
Okay boys and girls… let\’s just sit back and have us a lil chit-chat. Now I don\’t wanna sound all psycho and shit, or that\’s at least what the voices tell me… but let\’s talk a little bit about a place called Circuit Shitty… or City… or any other shitty rhyme you can come up with. So I\’ve got this store director there. His name is Chris, and yes… you guessed it… he\’s a douchebag. A couple days ago he punked me out at our morning meeting in front of all the other shitties that had to work that day. Basically, he listed off a whole shitload of bitchwork that needed to be done, and then he told me that they moved me to that department for the day when I was originally scheduled in computers. So I was all like… fuck you very much. Needless to say, I was displeased. That\’s just one of many transgressions I\’ve had with this asshole since he came to darken my Circuit Shitty\’s automated sliding doorsteps….
This my friends… is one of the many reasons as to why I hate my j-o-b. But hey, who wants to be happy anyway? So I\’m going back to school. That way I can really be miserable. I found out that I suck at math. So I have to take an extra math class, and I found out that I\’m good at computers(who knew?). So I probably clep out of about three of my computer classes that I would\’ve gotten A\’s in. So I get to take classes that are gonna be a bitch, and I get to test out of classes that are easy. Ain\’t this a fuckin\’ treat. Granted, it\’s less money that I have to spend, but hey… I\’d like to at least pretend to be smart for a semester or two.
Yeah… so I\’m gonna get my networking degree, and three certifications in the process. Go me! Maybe then I\’ll feel smart. Well, if I don\’t at least I\’ll have a piece of paper that says I am. So eat shit to anyone who said I\’d be working a dead-end job and living paycheck to paycheck when I\’m 25………… um….. oh yeah… well… I guess they were right, but they can still eat shit. Because I\’m turnin\’ my life around dammit.
Besides all that… I\’ve been goin\’ to a group for the past few weeks because of my DUI that I got. It\’s called Journies, and oh boy is it a hoot. I\’m learning all about how to drink responsibly, and I pissed off all the full-blown alcoholics in there about a week ago. So things are going great there too, and if I wind up dead in a ditch somewhere here in town… I\’m sure James will find me when he does his roadkill cleanup, but just know that it was probably some alcoholic(besides James) that did me in.
Well, that’s all the “wisdom” that I’ve got to spew out for ya this time around, and, don’t worry, I’ll try and make my next one sooner, and more entertaining too. So have yourselves some fun ladies and gents….
And remember… Change can’t happen until someone shits their pants.