Archive for November 5th, 2004:
One year and five days without a hair cut. Boy am I glad that shit is over. Josh where’s my $50.
Is it just me or did Halloween royally suck this year. No real party, no sex, no strippers. Fuck I didn’t even make it to the bar. I guess it would have been better if I even tried to put a party together. Last year was the best halloween ever. I guess once you reach the top the only direction is down.
Following Stess’ little top 10 thingy I’ll give my 10 reasons not to get yer car fixed.
1. It costs money you don’t have.
2. your friends don’t mind to bring you to work in the morning.
3. You don’t have to pay $50 a week in gas.
4. Your boss understands when yer late everyday.
5. You can avoid all your friends cause in order for you to go out with them they have to pick you up.
6. You have more money for alcohol.
7. You are null and void from being DD.
8. You can sleep on the way home from the bar.
9. Ordering food is much easier when the window rolls down.
10. Mom’s car is much nicer than yours.