The Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, [...]

Well, I guess sticking with the new theme of top 10 lists, thanks alot Stress, here come the top 10 reasons to work at the city… or at least be employed by them.
10. Cops ignore how fast you drive as long as the truck is yellow and has a bloody egg emblem on the side [...]

How can someone my age have so much stress in her life…? I feel like I am always thinking about something I have to do before I leave or worry about another stupid thing. I just can’t wait for it to be all done. Well today is my day off so what do me [...]

One year and five days without a hair cut. Boy am I glad that shit is over. Josh where’s my $50.
Is it just me or did Halloween royally suck this year. No real party, no sex, no strippers. Fuck I didn’t even make it to the bar. I guess it would have been better if [...]

So here we are. Have you voted today? I did. It was fun. I had the honor to vote in the same precinct as some hot 19-year old blonde. How did I know she was 19? Well, how do I say this? She left her I.D. in the booth. I should have played it cool, [...]

It’s been a long time since my last update but from the looks of the oneliners, everyone has been coming back on here. Not much new here at state. We got beat by the over rated wolverines and at least made them rethink that they are a “good” team. But all else aside it was [...]