Archive for October 7th, 2004:
Welcome back, welcome back , welcome back…Here is the one and only Sports Center stickin’ in your ear…right now! Like I haven’t done enough typing tonight so here I am and there you are, doing nothing, like always. Now that James is home have him get you a beer, better yet, get him a BEER! Well my Lions are a surprising 2-1, surprising not that they’re good, but suprising that they have won two games with the same type of play that won them 4 total last year. This year I’m shooting for FIVE and that Joey Harrington be replaced mid-season with Sen. John Edwards! And what can I say about the Big Ten. It’s not going to be the Maize n’ Shit this year, sorry, and the only way the Spartans would have a chance is if, well, lets face it they suck and should move to D.C. with the Montreal Expo’s. Maybe the Boilermaker’s will win the Big Ten, then again Northwestern did beat the Fuckeyes. Over to the NHL, wait I can’t get in, looks like the door is locked, with, chains, and stuff, ASSHOLES! The greedy-bitchass players said “fuck you” to a salary cap so instead we are forced to pretend to like the Griffins again. The Bad Boys II are set to tip-off the season November 2nd. With all five starters coming back the chances of the Pistons repeating as World Champions is as good as the Lions not winning the Super Bowl this coming January. Big Ben, Sheed, Rip, Chauncey, and Tayshaun are back and its going to be an exciting NBA season. Did I just say that? What’s this world coming to? No more news the well is dry so the City of Wyoming has stepped in and offered to fill it with their 36 hour “special edition” water. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Peace.