Howdy-Ho to all of my loyal fans! Thanks to all of you I can eat Ramen Noodles and buy porn on DVD rather than VHS. Wow, what a month for sports. I mean you have the 4-2 Lions, with a much improved high school quarterback in Joey Harrington at the helm the Lions are no [...]
HI! What is new friends?! Nothing here, just hanging-out-with-my-wang-in. Notice I said “IN?” What is this world coming to when a fairly handsome man, like me, can’t get laid? I have compiled a small list of reasons why there is dust on my pecker.
1. School has replaced any free time I have for the babes, [...]
With all the hype about the soldiers in Iraq, I thought I would post a bulletin of suspected terrorists around the world. I’ve comprised a list and here it is.
1. M’BALZ ES’HARI
2. GRAABIR BOUBI
3. HAID D’SALAAMI
4. HOUS BIN PHARTEEN
5. I-BIN PHARTEEN
6. I-ZHEET M’DRURZ
7. SHEIF HIRBOUSH
8. AL-SUQ AKWEER
9. MUSTAF HEROD APYUR POUPR
10. AWAN AFUQYA
11. YUL STROKHEET AL-WAUCH
12. APUL MADEEK-AOUD
13. YULIQA M’DIQ
14. UWANA M’DIQ
15. USUQA M’DIQ
If you have any information regarding [...]
Well boys and girls. It’s that time of year again. Time for t-bone to get sars. Yup.. I have a headache from coughing so hard and my ribs feel like they’re going to fall apart. Well besides that I’m doing allright.
I’ve been really busy lately.. I wanted to redesign the website but I haven’t gotten [...]
Well kiddies hold on to your butts cuz here comes another exciting ride on the City bus… Can a city bus ride actually be exciting? Anyways… I am back in GR and I am loving it, for the moment anyways. I found out that beer is cheaper in GR than in Flagstaff, and I can [...]
So we have another “welcome week” on our hands. Its not the MSU by any means. Its G-Rap version 7.1. I have been thinking really hard the last month and a half about what I hate the most. And I have compiled a small list for your bitchasses. Sit back and get ready to flip [...]
WOW…I cannot wait to be back in good ol’ Michigan…Seriously. Daytona was nice for that year and a half but definetly not where I wanna live all my life. I’ve figured that I did learn some things while living here but just doesn’t do anything for me. I met a few good people and [...]
Welcome back, welcome back , welcome back…Here is the one and only Sports Center stickin’ in your ear…right now! Like I haven’t done enough typing tonight so here I am and there you are, doing nothing, like always. Now that James is home have him get you a beer, better yet, get him a BEER! [...]