Life in the City
Alright y’all… here is one of the best quotes you will ever hear…
East Grand Rapids can kiss MY ass.
…and remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty.
Archive for August, 2004
Better Than Miss Michigan
BEER IS GOOD! PUSSY IS GOOD! POKER IS GOOD! Speaking of poker, we are going to start an annual World Series of Poker. If you are interested than let me know via oneliners. The cost will be $50. Details will be posted at a later time. Thanks goes [...]
High Heat Life
Might as well, I am fucking here after all with nowhere to run and nowhere to drink. Shit. I got my grades back tonight. I hate them. I hate school in general and I hate Capital One. they need to make a credit card that is glued to your fucking body because then people, like [...]
Sports Done Right
Ok time to dust off your eyes, stop pumping the Jergens and get out the suds. Sports Center is back, I am here and obviously so are you. Bastards. I might not know any better but I would say that the Lions defense has looked like shit as of late. I know, I know it [...]
Sooo Real
So I’m just kinda sittin’ here at GVSU… oh yeah! oh yeah!
Hey Kool-Aid!
Anyway…
I’m bored off my ass right now. I have no work oders that I can get done before five, and I start my vacation from GVSU tomorrow. I get to work at Circuit tomorrow from 9:45-2:30, but hey.
Did I [...]
Sooo Real
Well here we goes…
I’m back at GVSU for another few months. I think it’s about time to talk to my supervisor’s here and tell them to fucking hire me. After all, I’ve been specifically requested back twice. Apparently, I can actually do something right every now and again. Go fig…
So I’m [...]
Diary of a T-Bone
The Italian says,”When I’ve a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees,she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy.”
The Frenchman replies.”Zat is noting, when Ah’ve finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and [...]
Life in the City
Alright y’all, time to settle down and read a new update of Life in the City…. Here goes; This place is driving me nuts. The people are nice and snobby, the pay is low and the cost of living is high. The view is extrordinary, but I still think you have to pay to see [...]