Archive for June 15th, 2004:
So as you may or may not know (if you don’t you are a dumb motherfucker) the Detroit Pistons beat the Lakers 4 games to 1 tonight. The Pistons are the World Championships of Basketball! I told ya’ll. For all of you Laker fans I have one thing to say. FUCK YOU! HA HA HA … Defense always wins you assholes. Now its my great pleasure to speak with my best friend James (AZ in da’ house) and get his insight and comments…’cause Lord knows they’re almost damn near the same, sheeeeeettt..
Stress: DETROIT BASKETBALL!!!!!!
UnGifted1: HELL YEAH!!!
Stress: What up AZ?
UnGifted1: just enjoyin the win
Stress: How ’bout them pistons!!!
UnGifted1: dude, bad ass
Stress: now all we need is that 8-8 lions season and that’ll be it, right?
UnGifted1: hell no, 13-3
Stress: Motor City is not dead. I see C-Rog makin’ the Pro Bowl…’cause this ain’t no “ugly” basketball
UnGifted1: hell no it aint ugly…. ITS DETROIT BASKETBALL!
Stress: “playin’ the right way” thats what L-Brown says. And from me to you I say hell YES!!!
UnGifted1: what’d that one sign say? “Our full house beats your one pair”
Stress: It said “our full house beats your TWO pair…Fuck The LAKERS!!! Go home Hollywood Losers! Now it is time to get ready for DETROIT FOOTBALL…It might be too early, but we know that the PISTONS deserved this one…BAD BOYS II
UnGifted1: dont forget the Tigers can still make a run
UnGifted1: they arent out of it yet
Stress: I have Tigs Tickets against the Yankees on July 17. GO US!
UnGifted1: I got D-backs tix against LA on July 18th
UnGifted1: just not the same tho
Stress: It will be full of beer though…IZZO might go to the Raptors…What the FUCK!?
UnGifted1: Izzo said Hell no
Stress: IZZO=MSU Baby…sorry ’bout your maze and blow
Stress: I mean blue
Stress: no i don’t
UnGifted1: they got one more basketball title than State did last year, I ain’t bitchin
Stress: i hear ya, they have played with a lot of heat
Stress: and heart
UnGifted1: i was just happy they made the NIT….
Stress: “not invited tournament”
UnGifted1: last word is the key, tournament
Stress: i didn’t spell that right
Stress: fuck it, i turely believe that the BIG TEN for the next Five years will go thourgh either East Lansing or Ann Arbor
UnGifted1: gotta go get me some Pistons gear this week
UnGifted1: been cruisin around town with just my Red Wings hat
Stress: i know that shit homes
UnGifted1: I agree…. Michigan and State are gonna be battling again like it used to be
Stress: its going to be fun again..b-ball and football
UnGifted1: damn straight
UnGifted1: know what the shitty part of that is going to be?
Stress: the problem is that now i have to talk shit 2000 miles away
Stress: GO GREEN!
UnGifted1: nope, problem is I have to find a bar that opens at 9 am during football season on a saturday morning
Stress: but we do have the PISTONS AND LIONS AND WINGS IN COMMON… thats what makes this workable beeeeeeeachhhh!!!!
Stress: 9 a.m. is your problem bother
UnGifted1: damn straight
Stress: i love the dedication though
UnGifted1: are there any sports bars that you know of that open at 9? I’m gonna be spending a fortune in cable bills this fall…
UnGifted1: I just hope I’ll be down in Phoenix by Thanksgiving so I can accomodate you guys
Stress: i will check the internet. until then ooops and you know where the love lies.
UnGifted1: damn straight
Stress: this has been a presentation of angrymosquito.com sports center
UnGifted1: kick ass
Stress: i would like to thank james for joining me
UnGifted1: *bow*
Stress: from the AZ of course
UnGifted1: the Sun Burn State
Stress: *Double Bow*
Stress: I’ll be back when the sun goes down…
UnGifted1: sounds good
Stress: thanks JP
UnGifted1: WORD!! GO PISTONS!
Stress: GO PISTONS!!!! i love you and miss you brother..
UnGifted1: feeling is mutual
Stress: see you on the flip side
UnGifted1: ai’ght
So there you have it… James and I have declared that the Pistons kick ass! for sports done right (and tight) have a helluva night. AND PLEASE don’t burn the fucking town down. peace TO YA’LL, YOU KNOW!