Archive for May 27th, 2004:
Alright!! Hold on to your hats and don’t stand up! Here comes another unbelievably exciting version of Life!! Shit flows down hill… believe me. And if God intended man to play with his own excrement, we’d all be pooping out Play-Doh…. But I do have leads on more, higher paying jobs in lower rent districts(which I consider anywhere in the world compared to here) I had an epiphany today about my job and lifestyle… I am planning on moving to Phoenix area and working in the West valley, hopefully if all works out, and transferring my lease shouldn’t be a problem, thank God. Have I ever mentioned that budweiser is a city workers’ best friend? well if no, then it is, trust me. Now, out of a chapter of Grand Rapids Dumbasses, here’s a new one; The day I moved into my new apartment I called up the City of Grand Rapids and gave them my address so they could send me my paychecks that I still had coming…. Well, after weeks of checking the mail for my belated checks, I was forced to call up my old front office today, and guess what?!?! THEY HAD MY CHECKS!!! Assholes, and you can quote me on that. So I called my old breakroom and luckily caught a friend on break that picked up and deposited the checks for me… so I am a happy man, of course! Well, hope y’all have a good Holiday weekend, and Im gonna miss wrecking a dock or a boat in Newaygo this year, take care all