Archive for May 4th, 2004:
HEY BONE!! Get that ugly bloody egg off of my page! Alright folks, I was already to give you an update in the thrilling life of a city worker for Grand Rapids… but I’m not going to. I don’t work for Grand Rapids anymore. In fact, for the next couple of days, I am unemployed! Does that kick ass or what? Well, I just wanted to give a brief rundown of my week for those of you who are wondering… Thursday I left GR with a trailer full of my shit, Saturday morning I arrived in Flagxstaff to realize I have no place to live, so now, for the first time in my life I am homeless and unemployed (it gets better? how?). So I find out the duplex that I am “looking” to rent is not available until monday, so I says to maybelle, I says, no big deal. SO I drop off the trailer full of my shit and head down the mountain to stay the weekend with my dad. After the weekend, I trek back up the mountain to pee in a cup and get my balls played with by some chic with a degree (guys, you know what I mean), so I’m up driving around in Flagstaff when I decide to drive past my new dwellings before I sign on the lease. Good thing I did, nothing like driving, let alone living, in the mexican ghetto. Just while I was looking for my house I got called “Gringo” enough times to realize that I am white. THANKS GUYS! Not only that but graffiti and men with 40’s hanging out on the stoop of my prospective rental unit.So I decided against it, got me a small ass apartment now, that I move in to today(tuesday). So wish me luck and I’ll do the same for all y’all up there, and I’ll post my address as soon as I know it, and remember, beer is the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems.