Archive for May, 2004

ShadaO

well i guess that im supposed to update well here it goes. Not a whole lot new just the same old shit. 50 hrs a week of work kind of fuck up your social life thats for sure. Still love beer and jack. Those might be good names for my boys when i have them. [...]

Monday, May 31st, 2004

Life in the City

Alright!! Hold on to your hats and don’t stand up! Here comes another unbelievably exciting version of Life!! Shit flows down hill… believe me. And if God intended man to play with his own excrement, we’d all be pooping out Play-Doh…. But I do have leads on more, higher paying jobs in lower rent districts(which [...]

Thursday, May 27th, 2004

Dildo Diaries

What’s up y’all? Mighty nice to get back in this place and spread some more of the word of the Dunphy. My people, I have come to you today to preach to you about a plague that is infecting the youth…..of GR. If you are going to be offended by anything I [...]

Tuesday, May 25th, 2004

Sports Done Right

I know I haven’t updated in some time, but trust me I have been really busy, I mean shit, money don’t grow on my fuckin’ trees, well it might, I’ll go look real quick… Nope! no trees to be found just some cigarette butts and the neighbors kitty’s-bwuan. To feel the buzz of how I’ve [...]

Monday, May 24th, 2004

Skank & Hoe F’Sho

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I thought summer time was when things slow down….apparently I was wrong. This season has been absolutely crazy for me. Most of my time has been spent at Gv working on the grad classes. In two weeks I start my internship at Crowe Chizek, should be [...]

Tuesday, May 18th, 2004

Life in the City

Ok, here we go again. Its been a very interesting week… I finally started my job, which is good, I was getting bored as hell. On the downside (this may be a long paragraph), I am not in the water department as which I interviewed for and also as what my classification states, Water Service [...]

Friday, May 14th, 2004

Sooo Real

Well let’s see here… it’s time again for another jam-packed adventure of… *ahem*
EET’S SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAL!
Yep… high heat life, baseball, and community service.
So I started my community service on Monday. Let me tell ya… that’s an experience. So, for an hour and a half on Monday… I cleaned a [...]

Thursday, May 13th, 2004

Life in the City

HEY BONE!! Get that ugly bloody egg off of my page! Alright folks, I was already to give you an update in the thrilling life of a city worker for Grand Rapids… but I’m not going to. I don’t work for Grand Rapids anymore. In fact, for the next couple of days, I am unemployed! [...]

Tuesday, May 4th, 2004

Better Than Miss Michigan

This past weekend (as much as I remember) was a blast. It consisted of my two favorite things in life, pussy and sand. I completed the rebuild of my dune buggy Saturday night. Then I went down to the bar. It started out slow and uneventful but [...]

Monday, May 3rd, 2004
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