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EXAMS ARE OVER! Now I have a week and I’m starting another one, but at least it is only one class. I believe I can handle that. So much has happened since I’ve been on here, but here it goes…for those of you who care. First, I have official dates for the internship, yeah. I can’t believe I’m actually going to be working somewhere that has to do with what I have been studying for the past four years. NOt to mention the pay is fantastic.
Next, I was voted in as President of the accounting honorary. With this position comes many perks including a week conference in Orlando this summer. Me and the other members of the Executive Board will head down to sunny Florida in August to a resort right on Disney property! It should be nice.
PLUS, Pete is taking me with him to go to the Pepsi 400, I’m geeked! Pete, if you are reading this…THANKS!
Finally, I’m on the last leg of school. Only 7 more classes until graduation in December, there is a light at the end of this tunnel. Of course, I will be taking graduate courses, but it will never be the same again. *tear* Okay, now whoever is interested I’m going out this weekend to celebrate being done with classes, let me know what you are doing!
Linds

Alright all this may be one of if not the last column of Life in the City; Grand Rapids edition… THe new and improved column will be coming straight up from Flagstaff, AZ. For those of you who (#1) read this and (#2) give a shit, I got a job in Arizona and will be departing this great state of Michigan at the end of this month (april) so if you owe me money, I’m sending a leg breaker after you, and if I owe you money, the check is already in the mail and you should get it either tomorrow or the day after. so…. remember, Life in the CIty ain’t pretty… and I’ll holla at ya from Flag, piece!

$1000 on pump 1 please

The Story of Seabizkit,
Seabizkit was the horse of horses back in the day. Now he is old and worn out, but still has some ride left. He didn’t get much attention until one day the unsuspectful Jockey came by to make a purchase of $50 for the horse. Little did the Jockey know that this was the beginning of the end. The horse immediately began to run his life. He had to spend every waking hour with it. When the horse stomped his hooves the Jockey was expected to come running. When he paid the horse no attention, or tried to take a little control by pulling the reigns, the horse would buck him from its back. He began realizing the problem when the horse wanted the jockey there, every waking hour of the day and his friends soon started abandoning him. He was making it to the events that he once did due to the horse. The friends also started to not call anymore because of the horse having to follow and all of his Nahhhing. The horse was set in its ways and the Jockey didn’t know how to live day to day anymore without it. This being a problem the jockey needs some advice but everyone is to afraid to say it due to the worry of ruining the ongoing relationship the horse and the jockey have. The jockey probably thinks his friends are leaving him because of him but little does he know that it is because of the horse.

Here I am to save the day. No, not really, but close, and soon I suppose. Sports Center is backin’ and packin’…all the way home. Next. So I try to make a spectacular return to my everyday duties as a sports reporter for the the ’skeet’ but alas that’s probably just me blowing a lot of smoke like before. This just in, ah, fuck it. The Tigers are in first place. Thats right and its not like three years ago when they started out 1-0. This years its a for-real 5-1. Way to go Tig’s. Like James and I were discussing last night over a cup of Joe the Tigers really have the attention of their fans, who I might add have seemed to be locked away in a Cambodian refugee camp for the last ten-plus years. I being one of the boat-people I am proud to say that as of four days ago I am a born-again fan of the Detroit Tigers. I even took out the ever so famous ‘18′ jersey and dusted the bitch off with a wire brush from the Coleman. So as the summer creeps up on all of us lets take a moment and pray that fall gets here even faster. As much as I heart watchin’ the Tigs I would much rather have my shitty Lions on the field trying to come back from a 28-3 half-time defict. Did I mention the John L. Smith led Spartans will win the Big Ten this year? Mark it down, Stresserdomus has spoken and it will happen. Bets can be made via the ‘Oneliners’, all major credit cards are not accepted. So how did everyone’s NCAA Final Four brackets turn out? Not good, well get in line, grab me a Bud and join the fucking crowd because I lost almost two cartons worth in the big tourney this year. AH NUTS! Well lets hope this year the Lions don’t get docked three games by drafting someone they will cut in mid-August. If you didn’t know the NFL has implimented a new rule saying that if an NFL team drafts someone they don’t need they automatically start off the year 0-3. Hey, idiots, the Lions don’t need any help to get to 0-3. They have no problem reaching that goal. Speaking of goal, soccer is for pussies, and if you have or do play soccer you are a HUGE FUCKING PUSSY! (except for Anng, girls are allowed because they have the pussy and pussy controls the world, money is second, nope thats beer, ok, then money, nope third is definately sex, but isn’t that the same as pussy? nope, way different because the term “sex” can mean several things, like: “Head” a.k.a. “a blow job” or “69ing” or as T-Bone would argue “anything that walks” a.k.a. “animals” then fourth I would say is 40’s). I love 40’s. They are cheap and come in paper bags that I reuse to put all my 40’s in. Yes! I recycle! Hopefully Curt Anes beats out Gino, err whatever that old fuckers name is, Rick, Ricky somethin’…Rick Springfield, maybe, huh, hmmmmm…”I wish that I had Jessie’s Girl, babbummp bumpbump, You know I wish I had Jessie’s Girl.” Sweet Caroline I am off my rocker and into the liquor cabinet. For Sports Done Right, Have a Helluva a NIGHT! Go get some.

Well.. fuck phone call..

fucking telemarketers… i’m at work damnit..

anyways.. shit in the job market have gotten better for the ol’ tbizzy.. got my fulltime postition at Pathway.. Only thing is i’m in Greenville 3 days out of the week. I don’t mind the drive but Goldie don’t like it too much.

$20 a day in gas… hrmm.. I thought I was making more money.

Well the phone’s ringing again so I gotta take the call.. I’ll have MORE story later.

Hey all!
Well–the hoe is back in action and ready to rock! Well, this weekend I found out that I am gettin old…and seriously I mean old. I remember the days when i could party all weekend, adn yet 2 days in a row this weekend kicked my ass hardcore! But it was well worth it!!! I will be home Easter weekend if anyone is game for goin out at all or maybe just chillin..give me a holla.
Ok..enough catchin up, now its time to dish it!
As most of you know I am once again single, and definatley ready to mingle! I have learned a few things from this whole dating thing..and that is:
1) if they want you to put them over everything..thats a sign right there that they are selfish ..so beware!
2) hypocrits sucks…enough said
3) broken hearts take time to heal
…and you know what?
I’m there and ready to be the good ol’ hoe that everyone remembers. :o)~
I miss you guys though…things jsut aren’t the same. Its hard growing up and I dont wanna look back and be one of those people that drills on the past, but as a whole this group of friends is great adn I’m so lucky to have good friends like you guys..and I just hope things stay that way and that we can all always be there for each other..no matter where life takes us.
Ok ok…sappy hoes? who likes that..shiiiiiiiit…
anyways..I know this is not one of my best articles but I was desperately in need of an update…hope all is everyone and call me soon y’all ..I get lonely!!!
sPARTY ON!
~angemahoe

well, well…good god damn, her i am. its life in the fast lane from here on out. less than four weeks of school left and i’m feeling frisky, frisk as hell that is. so the tig’s are a big suprise in the grapefruit league once again. hows last place feel boys? oh, well i guess thet are used to it. i went to but a new set of “golden bear” golf clubs tonight, but i couldn’t fork over the $200+, cool huh? maybe before i go to ‘tucky i suppose. the lions have picked up a few good people i see, and i guess they are looking to trade their 1st round draft pick to the patriots for their two (later round) 1st round draft picks and a few others. well the more picks the better i suppose. so all we have are the wings, like always. they have won the conference and the smythe troph…sweet, go oklahoma state, nevermind, you have lost, assholes, there goes the pool, again. for sports done right, have a helluva night. peace