Archive for March, 2004»
For those of you who missed my last post from AZ, check the fucking archives, illiterate losers. Alright, here we go, again. Its fucking hot (to me anyways, locals are running around in sweatshirts and jeans when it drops below 75) and I look like a damn tomato… a burnt red northern tomato. I do have an update from the good ol’ GR bureau of dumb fucks… We had a guy in a back up truck (the truck with an arrowboard so nobody hits the guy(s) working) fall asleep and run into our resident Cowboy not once, but twice… so I think there will be a job opening coming up soon. On the great western front, I’ve been out in the desert twice now with some pretty hefty firepower to boot. A couple of .357 Magnums, a couple of .45’s and a lever action rifle, yeah, needless to say there was a large decline in the cactus population as well as the furry little creatures who cant run too fast department. If anyone wants a hand gun, cmon down here cuz you can buy one with a drivers license and walk away with it that day… plus you can carry em on your side exposed anywhere you go, except government buildings and places that serve alcohol. Caught a Cubbies - Padres spring training game… Greg Maddux got his ass kicked along with the rest of the cubs… Get this, it was an SRO game… for those non-sports fans out there that means Standing Room Only, no seats left for purchase, so be like a lesbian and wear comfortable shoes to those games. Well, I am currently off to Flagstaff for a night or two to cool down considerably before I head back to the valley for my last weekend here. My NexTel does work down here and is a local call for all you poor bastards back home, so if you wanna say hey, go for it… and remember, Life in the City aint pretty.
The “Big one-six” alright bitches! So here I am, and Sosa is not. Heaven sent, that I do not know. Lets talk school, ohhhh, I know that sounds like fun. But alas I must talk about what my life is 24 hours a day, fifteen days a week. I swear to God I won’t die of a heart attack, just this week…maybe. So life sucks, yeah I know, but you need to fill me in, oh, you can’t, too bad, I’ll just let you know that high heat life, and life high heats me. Goddamn you asshole, not you, my life. So GVSU isn’t where its at, I know, I know, you probably think its the best place in world to go to college, but I am here to tell you that you’re a fuckin’ moron. Jesus doesn’t even like the joint I swear, ok Jesus likes everything and everyone, that was clearly a bad lie, I’m a dick. Well kiss my ass and I’m outta here fuckers. Remember, soccer is for the limp-wristed and mentally challenged. Bye.
Well, for the new update of Life I’m going to throw a twist at ya and send it up from Glandale AZ. It is about, oh, 80 outside right now and its only 9 in the morning, a nice little breeze coming through. I also would like to let you all know that I already have an interview in Flagstaff, dont know where that is? fucking look it up. That interview was offered to me the first day I arrived, the next day I won $250 at the casino… so I can only hope the rest of the vacation goes like this, I will keep you all posted, and remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty (unless yer in a city in AZ, then it aint too bad)
I thought the Hoe (or shall I call her Hutch) might come on this week and update all on what she has been up to. In the mean time I’ll put a little something something up here for you all you all who accidently pushed selected the Skank & Hoe F’sho page when you were trying to check out the photo gallery.
We are tyring to put into play a 2nd Annual St. Patty’s Day get-together for this weekend. Call Ang on her cell if you wanna come along. I’m too busy to take your call, and since she is on Spring Break, we can just forward all those calls to her. Okay, I’m going to update movie quotes, ADIOS!
-THE STARSKY SKANK