Well, here it goes… I didn’t get stuck this week, but I did smoke, and I mean SMOKE a set of brakes… I had people throwing snowballs, snowshovels, small children, and Geo Metro’s at me while I was busy filing their driveways with 5 to 6 foot tall walls of snow. The highlight of my [...]

Yeah… it’s late, and I’m bored, and tired…
Anyway, snow sucks. I had to call in to work tuesday because a two hour drive back and forth on shitty roads isn’t worth the four hour shift I was scheduled for a Circuit Shitty. But the good side of that is that [...]

Before I start updating this column…I would like to point out that Caitlin is right, and I completely agree with her previous column.
I, like most of you, have been very busy lately. This semester has brought upon mnay new challenges for me. I work nearly 30 hours a week while trying to remain on the [...]

I want to talk about Average Joe. Does anyone else watch this show? I love it! Where else can you see extremely geeky guys fighting over a beautiful woman who never in a million years will actually be with them? The first season, the guys were actually pretty average. This season, however, produces a brand [...]

I might have to elaborate a little bit on some of this stuff, but in the last month, I’ve watched a cop shoot a deer, I’ve gone into a ditch, I watched somebody get hit by a car, watched someone put a car on blocks, somebody threw a shopping cart at me(figure that one out [...]

WOW! What a Bowl Week! No, really, I could care less, except that I won a few bets (with Dildo). I hate the BCS more than I hate Cher, her face alone inferiorates me. Skippy is no English major mind you. So sports is what you wnat and I don’t care what you want so [...]

so here we are, what is left of my well-being. not so fast dumb-ass. i went to school today (there’s a first for everything i guess) and i found another long-lost relative, his name is jason and he sits next to me in my race and ethncity class. how awesome is that? just one more [...]