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Well, here it goes… I didn’t get stuck this week, but I did smoke, and I mean SMOKE a set of brakes… I had people throwing snowballs, snowshovels, small children, and Geo Metro’s at me while I was busy filing their driveways with 5 to 6 foot tall walls of snow. The highlight of my evening had to be when I took out, no, check that, demolished a Notre Dame mail box… on accident of course (innocently looking around the room while I type this mind you)I even had one guy come out and tell me that the city shouldnt plow his road because its not worth the work to shovel his driveway out, I said ok, pulled my blade up and left his street, with a 5 and a half foot snow pile in front of his driveway of course… Lets see, during the snowstorm I ran across a couple of Kamikaze drivers thinking it would be fun to try and beat a plow truck across the intersection, keep in mind Im doing about 35-40 mph with a HUGE front blade on the truck with so many lights going it looks like a metal Christmas tree. Whatever, I need sleep, so all you who actually read this, drink about 5 beers for me apiece, I ahve some catching up to do, and remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty…
Yeah… it’s late, and I’m bored, and tired…
Anyway, snow sucks. I had to call in to work tuesday because a two hour drive back and forth on shitty roads isn’t worth the four hour shift I was scheduled for a Circuit Shitty. But the good side of that is that I got my equipment for my sbc yahoo dsl yesterday. So I’m on broadband again.
Time for some cool shit tho… if I can think of any.
So my ex keeps callin’ me to find out when she can get her stuff out of my car. The funny thing about that is the last two times she was supposed to meet me to get it, she stood me up. Yep… ain’t life grand? It’s all packed away in a milk crate she stole from her work. So I’m thinkin’ I need to make a “special delivery” there so I don’t have to deal with her, and maybe some good will come of one of her higher ups findin’ out she took shit. Am I vindictive? Damn…. that’s a big word for 2 in the a.m.
So she calls me tonight to let me know she gave “our” cat away cuz it was pissin’ and shittin’ on everything. The point of that… I don’t know, but I think it’s cool, cuz he probably pissed on something of hers. Which is great. Yeah… I’m retarded.
Well, I’m almost out of cigarettes, and that’s a bad thing. But I actually have money for cigs now thanx to my new friend called ultimatebet.com. Yes… you can play no limit hold em online there for free or for cheddar. Cheddar… wow… I really am an idiot. Oh well, I’m winnin’ at poker. So if I can win, any of you guys should be able to.
Life in Greenville pretty much sucks. I feel so damned isolated from everything. Isolated… another big fucking word. Kinda reminds me of bein’ with the ex… Except for the fact that I don’t have to deal with her shit 24 fucking 7, and I can actually hang out with you guys again.
My computer’s broke. Been broken ever since I moved back to this God forsaken wasteland known as Greenville. Damn motherboard fried. So I’m workin’ on savin’ my poker winnings to buy a new one. Then I’ll be happy again… I think.
Cleared up all my credit card debt, and it only costs me over half my measly ass paycheck every two weeks. So I’m basically runnin’ on fumes since my poker money is for emergencies only at this point. Yeah… the ex helped me rack my credit cards way the hell up there, but that’s another mistake I’ll never make again. Especially since I’ve got shitty credit now. Yee haw.
Well, I guess that about covers it for the adventures in sosa-land lately. Give me a buzz sometime people. I wanna hang out and shit… or somethin’…
Later folks, and, before I forget…
It’s SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaal! Or somethin’ like that.
Before I start updating this column…I would like to point out that Caitlin is right, and I completely agree with her previous column.
I, like most of you, have been very busy lately. This semester has brought upon mnay new challenges for me. I work nearly 30 hours a week while trying to remain on the Dean’s List. I know, I know, I’m a nerd.
It’s seems like such a long time since I’ve seem most of you. What is everyone doing this weekend? Does anyone read this website or even our column?
Okay, I want to keep blabbling, but my class is about ready to start, so call me if anyone is doing anything this weekend.
-Skank
I want to talk about Average Joe. Does anyone else watch this show? I love it! Where else can you see extremely geeky guys fighting over a beautiful woman who never in a million years will actually be with them? The first season, the guys were actually pretty average. This season, however, produces a brand new breed. David Daskal is my favorite. My equation of the genetic make-up of David Daskal is as follows.
He is:
Howard Stern
+
Carrot Top
-
an Orthodontist
+
an extra dallop of geek
-
Ritalin.
=
David Daskal.
Watch the show, you’ll see what I mean. It’s great how much better you feel about yourself after watching this show vs how you feel after watching Sex and the City.
Have a good week!
Caitlin
I might have to elaborate a little bit on some of this stuff, but in the last month, I’ve watched a cop shoot a deer, I’ve gone into a ditch, I watched somebody get hit by a car, watched someone put a car on blocks, somebody threw a shopping cart at me(figure that one out if you could)… but anyway, work is work and Im still there… I guess
WOW! What a Bowl Week! No, really, I could care less, except that I won a few bets (with Dildo). I hate the BCS more than I hate Cher, her face alone inferiorates me. Skippy is no English major mind you. So sports is what you wnat and I don’t care what you want so we have a problem. Shit. The Lions will draft in the sixth position in this April’s NFL Draft. So that only means someone else gets the “honor” to don the Honalulu Blue and Silver (and black too). Fuck it. For Sports done right, have a helluva night. You know.
so here we are, what is left of my well-being. not so fast dumb-ass. i went to school today (there’s a first for everything i guess) and i found another long-lost relative, his name is jason and he sits next to me in my race and ethncity class. how awesome is that? just one more person i won’t have to buy christmas presents for, fortunately for j-dawg, christmas is behind us. oh yeah, before i forget, i hate school, life, the devil, the packers, the vikings (not the sailors), and movies with keanu reeves in them. if i spelled his name wrong, you and him can suck my pee tube (you might have to dust it off first). well thats all that ends all. just remember that sooner or later the world will come to an end. in the mean time, get drunk, have sex, hang-out with your wang-out, and most of all, high heat life. go cubs.