Archive for July 25th, 2003:
MAS CERVEZA! MAS CERVEZA! holy shit. i never knew one could be so addicted to beeeeeeeeer. i guess i have FOUND my replacement for cigarettes. hello Corona (double lime please). i haven’t felt so good since saturday night. yes! other than that everything sucks. i saw mikes new pad tonight, and i noticed there are a lot of places where he can lay the lumber. what i mean is the apartment is spacious, thus giving terp the go ahead to “do it” in all available space. come on folks the fucker is married. if God’s cool with it then so am i. royal vista rules! remember the times we spent there? yeah they were fun…and the party dies. opps. back to the top TEN reasons why life can kiss my ass. here we go…
10. after all these years mike is gettin’ some, and we’re not
9. Corona is an expensive habit (13.95 for a twelve pack, and $0.33 for the little bitch lime…total 14-somethin’)
8. i keep getting these pop-ups about “user beware, security in danger” like they don’t already know i look at porn on the web. stupid fucks
7. nextel can lick my inner-thigh
6. Jim Rome is a piece of dog shit
5. i am a better on-air personality than the dog shit guy…and i suck
4. budweiser tastes mucho disgustingo with limes
3. i don’t start policing the mean streets of Hudsonville until mid-fall…thats what the 300+ lbs. detective told me on the phone wednesday…three timmay’s!
2. gonna get fired if i don’t get some sleep
1. still smoke free…its sooooooooooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeallll…you tell’em sammy