Tour stop number one for Skippy. Yes, thats right you heard it first on angrymosquito.com. I, Skippy, will be having my first ever tour stop August 10th at the Brik-Crete Motel on Division St. It doesn’t cost you a damn cent, just bring your fat ass and two pints of clear booze. The party starts [...]
hey all!!! Well, I’m not a century club member, but I don’t know if that is a bad thing, b/c I don’t think it would have been worth it since I couldn’t even make it to 50..damn it…I dont have the skillz yo…its aight..I was still drunk and had a good time ( except [...]
timmay change this pic of me to one from mike and caitlins wedding, this pic sux
MAS CERVEZA! MAS CERVEZA! holy shit. i never knew one could be so addicted to beeeeeeeeer. i guess i have FOUND my replacement for cigarettes. hello Corona (double lime please). i haven’t felt so good since saturday night. yes! other than that everything sucks. i saw mikes new pad tonight, and i noticed there are [...]
Well…….I know it has been forever, but when your’e in a combat zone, what can you do? I have seen all the pictures of the wedding and would like to say congratulations to mike and caitlin and renae and rob. I am sorry that I could not be present at your wedding, but [...]
Alright, I know all you motherfuckers have been waiting for another outstanding update of Life in the City. But I don’t have anything cool, for you. Nope, no stories of how some guy fell head first into a newly poured section of side walk and is suing us. No story on the guy who drove [...]
Police complaints about a loud party. The conversation with the host of the party and the police
Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host: No.
Police: We’ve been getting complaints about this party.
Host: About the drugs?
Police: No.
Host: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Host: Oh, the noise. Well that makes sense because there are no guns or [...]
Wow…I never knew how sore you could really get excersing this much in so less days…Guess I’ve never tried it (as I was starting to tell) Yes me I am finally gettin TONS of activity once again. I started slacking on my “stayin active” part and i was finally realizing that damnit I’m movin [...]
So why not go two for two tonight. Here is the report, you no like, lick my balls (if you are a female, I would encourage this behavior). Sports action happens right the fuck now. So like I have mentioned in other facets I have quit smoking, or so I think. Speaking of smoking, wait [...]
wow! what a layoff for me. i have been really fucking lazy with this website shit huh?
well lets try somethin’ new tonight…THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I (you know who) HATE LIFE.
here we go:
10. haven’t gotten any in quite some time
9. erased some numbers in my phone, wait thats a good thing. i hate the [...]