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Tour stop number one for Skippy. Yes, thats right you heard it first on angrymosquito.com. I, Skippy, will be having my first ever tour stop August 10th at the Brik-Crete Motel on Division St. It doesn’t cost you a damn cent, just bring your fat ass and two pints of clear booze. The party starts at 6 p.m. and goes until Timmay starts brewin’ coffee.
hey all!!! Well, I’m not a century club member, but I don’t know if that is a bad thing, b/c I don’t think it would have been worth it since I couldn’t even make it to 50..damn it…I dont have the skillz yo…its aight..I was still drunk and had a good time ( except takin over the mom role)..other than that…it was a fun time…but the skank is gone for a lil over a week and then our duo will be back in action, but for now..here’s her recent update from the London..peace out from the hoe yo!
Hello Everyone! I can’t believe how fast this time here in London and Europe has gone. On Wednesday, we are leaving London, some people are going home and some of us are going to travel more. It will be weird not to see the same people everyday. When I left home June 25th, I knew that I would see my family again, but when you live with people like this and have these experiences it is different because you don’t know if you will stay in touch or not. It’s rather sad , but I know I will see the girls that I have become close to. We all live in the same area, but it won’t be the same. I am looking forward to seeing family and friends at home though. I can’t wait to share funny and crazy stories with everyone.
This past week we have seen so much, including the London Eye, Oxford, Stonehedge, and Bath. These were all so great! Tomorrow is our last full day here and the whole group is planning to out to dinner and then to the theater to see a show called “Our House,” it was recommened by our professor, so that is what we have decided to do for our final evening together. Tonight we are going to the Globe theater to see a show.
On Wednesday I leave for a week of travel in Europe. I am traveling with a girl named Susan and we are going to begin in Prague. From there we are planning to travel to Vienna, Munich, Hamburg, and Amsterdam. We might stop at some little towns along our way. I am looking forward to some travel outside of London, and I know the time will fly by. When I get back home I will try to send out an email of my last week of travel, but it probably won’t happen until then. Thank you to everyone that has sent emails to me to let you know that you were praying for me or just thinking of me. I hope you have enjoyed these emails as much as I have enjoyed writing them! I’m looking forward to seeing some of you when I get home!
Linds
MAS CERVEZA! MAS CERVEZA! holy shit. i never knew one could be so addicted to beeeeeeeeer. i guess i have FOUND my replacement for cigarettes. hello Corona (double lime please). i haven’t felt so good since saturday night. yes! other than that everything sucks. i saw mikes new pad tonight, and i noticed there are a lot of places where he can lay the lumber. what i mean is the apartment is spacious, thus giving terp the go ahead to “do it” in all available space. come on folks the fucker is married. if God’s cool with it then so am i. royal vista rules! remember the times we spent there? yeah they were fun…and the party dies. opps. back to the top TEN reasons why life can kiss my ass. here we go…
10. after all these years mike is gettin’ some, and we’re not
9. Corona is an expensive habit (13.95 for a twelve pack, and $0.33 for the little bitch lime…total 14-somethin’)
8. i keep getting these pop-ups about “user beware, security in danger” like they don’t already know i look at porn on the web. stupid fucks
7. nextel can lick my inner-thigh
6. Jim Rome is a piece of dog shit
5. i am a better on-air personality than the dog shit guy…and i suck
4. budweiser tastes mucho disgustingo with limes
3. i don’t start policing the mean streets of Hudsonville until mid-fall…thats what the 300+ lbs. detective told me on the phone wednesday…three timmay’s!
2. gonna get fired if i don’t get some sleep
1. still smoke free…its sooooooooooooooooooooooo reeeeeeeeeeallll…you tell’em sammy
Well…….I know it has been forever, but when your’e in a combat zone, what can you do? I have seen all the pictures of the wedding and would like to say congratulations to mike and caitlin and renae and rob. I am sorry that I could not be present at your wedding, but Uncle Sam had a different plan for my ass. I hope trhat everyo0ne is well, as I am sure that i AM MISERABLE ENOUGH FOR THE WHOLE LOT OF YA. I am sure that you are all wondering what all the babbling is about, sdo I will hit the topic. In my time here in Africa, I have had a lot of time to thihnk about just about everything that you could even imagine would run through someone’s head. My topic for today is sacrifice. Often when someone thinks about sacr2ifice, they only think that it can be for something bad. Often thingsa like sacrificing for love or for your country are over looked. With the finished warin Iraq and the war that is looking to happen in Liberia, the thoughts of the men and women of the armed foprces should be in everyone’s minds. I am not treying to play for your pity or anything liker that, but ewven here, where things are pretty calm, people have given their life for theiur coutry. I would gladly do it andf there are people doing it almost daily in Iraq. My bro is heading there, so if you could keep him in your prayers , it would be greatly appreciated. As far as sacrificing for love, whether it be a friendly love or a passionate love, this is also overlooked many times. My friends , though I am 8000 miles away would do anything in the world for me and I know they are going to be there fpor me when I get back. This has made things easier alll around and made my world a better place. My girlfriend hasx made the sacrifice of stanbding by a man for 6 months and being there for him no matter what mood he is in. The most frustrating thing of it all is , she doesn’t know when I am going to be home, but she stands by me day after day. I believe that a sacrifice, such as the one she is making ifs the biggest sign of true unconditional love I have ever seen. I just wnat tpo give much love to all of you back home and wehen I get back , we will all set and have a good time together again.
-Dildo
Alright, I know all you motherfuckers have been waiting for another outstanding update of Life in the City. But I don’t have anything cool, for you. Nope, no stories of how some guy fell head first into a newly poured section of side walk and is suing us. No story on the guy who drove his car into a 10×15 foot trench and said he didn’t know it was there because the lights on the baracades weren’t flashing bright enough… IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY!! No story on the kid who crashed a City truck into a parked car, on the OTHER side of the street while he was “swatting at a bug.” No story on the asphalt driver who showed up to the paver with NOTHING in the bed of his truck and said “I thought I was loaded…” No story on the guy who took out a backhoe and dug up THE WRONG STREET! Like I said, nothing cool has happened in the last week, and remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty…
Police complaints about a loud party. The conversation with the host of the party and the police
Police: Good evening, are you the host?
Host: No.
Police: We’ve been getting complaints about this party.
Host: About the drugs?
Police: No.
Host: About the guns, then? Is somebody complaining about the guns?
Police: No, the noise.
Host: Oh, the noise. Well that makes sense because there are no guns or drugs here. (An enormous explosion is heard in the background.) Or fireworks. Who’s complaining about the noise? The neighbors?
Police: No, the neighbors fled inland hours ago. Most of the recent complaints have come from Pittsburgh. Do you think you could ask the host to quiet things down?
Host: No Problem. (At this point, a Volkswagon bug with primitive religious symbols drawn on the doors emerges from the living room and roars down the hall, past the police and onto the lawn, where it smashes into a tree. Eight guests tumble out onto the grass, moaning.) See? Things are starting to wind down.
Wow…I never knew how sore you could really get excersing this much in so less days…Guess I’ve never tried it (as I was starting to tell) Yes me I am finally gettin TONS of activity once again. I started slacking on my “stayin active” part and i was finally realizing that damnit I’m movin soon and will be almost living in my bathing suit 24/7 and I wanna look good..so me and jenn have been running/walking everyday now (already been one week of this) 3 miles and then doin tons of these arm things and also lots and lots of situps..It does feel good to do something now other than working waay too much at that fricken salon. One of the girls at my work had her baby friday so that means sheena works more. Not a problem I guess seeing that I’m leaving in 4 weeks and I’ll get any extra money I can get. But I do feel bad leaving them..we did have 4 pregnant girls (out of 7 styliests) now down to 3..and they need me but their happy for me that im gettin out of here while I can..or at least while im young..lol So in the next couple weeks its gonna be crazy around here…Well Andy (my brother) leaves for guatemala on thurs..then we got Linds coming home Aug 6th and then our exchange student gets here aug 15th..and I leave Aug 24th..Lots of shit goin on but I love bein busy cause it makes time go by much much faster…Well I havent talked you any of you in quite some time..Whats up? My god people I know you all hate but damn, show a little love…Well enough xena babble for tonight..I need to go get my beauty sleep for my looong day at work tomorrow.
~Xena
So why not go two for two tonight. Here is the report, you no like, lick my balls (if you are a female, I would encourage this behavior). Sports action happens right the fuck now. So like I have mentioned in other facets I have quit smoking, or so I think. Speaking of smoking, wait there isn’t any sports to write about because its the middle of July and the sports world is in a two month coma with about a month to go. Although there is preseason football which isn’t too bad for the first two quarters of the first game. You know how that goes. But it will be interesting to see the drunk sharpie fest come to life on TV, when the Lions wear their new digs for the first time in a game. AWESOME! When is Chuck Rogers gonna sign? That motherfucker better not hold out. If he doesn’t sign soon James is going down to where ever it is that Charles lives and fuck him up. Hey I warned ya. On to the ice covered hockey thingy. Captain Steve Yzerman signed yesterday, good for him, I guess dead people can skate, he’s just copying Gordy. Oh, and get rid of CuJo, and Federov, alright, then make it two for two. Jesus. Well Lions training camp opens up tomorrow, with the rookies reporting at 8 a.m. and the vets coming in on Friday. Well I am happy to update, aren’t you? Fuck off. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Peace.
wow! what a layoff for me. i have been really fucking lazy with this website shit huh?
well lets try somethin’ new tonight…THE TOP TEN REASONS WHY I (you know who) HATE LIFE.
here we go:
10. haven’t gotten any in quite some time
9. erased some numbers in my phone, wait thats a good thing. i hate the number nine then.
8. everyone is dying, or already dead
7. where the fuck is dildo?!
6. i am out of budweiser, so i am drinking a mexican version….mmmmmm no mas cerveza por favor
5. god is really pissed at me
4. becoming an athlete again is hard work
3. brakes on my new truck are fixed, but not the noises, i guess the $200 doesn’t cover sounds
2. i’m still a lions fan
1. i quit smoking! this cold turkey shit can go right to fucking hell you ass-bitch-whore! i need one…