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Well let’s see its memorial day and Ive been sick all weekend…Friday night I partied and then saturday to today I was camping up north. Wasnt all that fun seein that I had a sore throat plus coughing etc…Then my mom made me and Jenn sleep in the same tent as my brother and his friend (little quishy) but it was alright…All I pretty much did tho was sleep by the fire…Hoody on over my head wrapped up in a blanket…Thank god I didnt catch on fire..LoL Now I got 9 more days of school and then NO MORE SCHOOL FOR SHEENA EVER AGAIN!!!! What a good feeling..Now what I have to look forward to…fLoRiDa!!! Cant wait! Well thats all thats on in Sheenas life. Not too exicitng..Sorry.
~Xena~

Alrighty, here we go all you little bitches out there… oh wait a minute… sorry.
Anyways, im back and heres a little bit of information for all y’all that im sure you are just dying to hear. I happen to be up for a promotion, and Im also enjoying, well, semi-enjoying… well, I dont know if I like what Im doing or not yet to be honest. All I do all day is drive a truck back and forth from the jobsite to the asphalt plant, exciting huh? It isnt really too bad because we re working in the southeast and there seems to be alot of people down there that don’t know how to drive real well, so I got to lay on the air horn and scare the bloody piss out of em… thats all. And remember, life in the City ain’t pretty.

ahhhhhh wasssup… it’s about 9am and I haven’t gone to sleep yet.. lookin foreward to another day wasted by sleeping when everyone else is up doing normal shit. Why do I do this you ask.. I DON’T KNOW. I think it’s this friggin computer. I’m becoming addicted again.. or maybe it’s because I’m a workaholic and have 10 million projects going on at the same time. It’s up to you to decide but I think I just have too much work to do..

OMG…but seriously, Top Thrill Dragster is da shiznit!!! No ride is in comparrison with this ride. Even though we didn’t have a big Cedar Point turn out we had a blast! The weather ended up cooperating and made the day all too perfect. The worse part was waiting for 4 damn hours for the new 20 second long ride, but to tell ya the truth…I honestly think it was worth it. I have never riden a coaster like that before, it wins my best of all time award f’sho! We’re gonna try and get a trip goin again at the end of summer more near the beginning of school when it is less busy again. All in all it was a awesome time and fun was had by all Now..on to new business. This Thursday my friend Leslie turns 21 so we’re doin it up in GR…Thursday night out, any takers? Just get a hold of me, should be a blast! And then Friday…who could forget..good ol’ Tim McGraw, YEAH!!! My cuz is goin out with me, she’ll be 21 in June so have to do it up for her bday too..hehe..all these yougsters growin up right before my eyes…(TEAR) Ok..enough of the happy-go-lucky exciting news..nows my time to vent like everyone else does on here..I have some beef with my damn cell phone…POS!!! omg..I haven’t even had it a year and paid a small fortune in my book for it and yet..its broken and I’ll prol have to buy a new one before the summer is over…wtf…like my dad says “They just don’t make things like they used to!”…but then again..how did they used to make cellys? oh ya..they weighed nearly a half ton and reception was terrible…so..I guess I can’t bitch, just sucks that I have no income and expenses keep mounting up, but I guess thats the joys of life and a mear look into the right of passage into adulthood. Well, if this is just a glimpse…I dont wanna grow up! I just wanna keep life the way it is, with fun-loving friends like y’all…well..that’s it from the G funk…until next time..peace the fuck out

~hoe f’sho

Yesterday was my birthday.. That means I am officially 1 year older.. I’m already not starting to like it. All your life you want to be older so you can do more things in life. You want to be 16 so you can drive a car. at 18 you can buy cigarettes, lottery tickets, and porno mags. 18 is also the age you can start ruining your credit for the rest of your life because you got that fancy credit card and figure.. hey I’ll pay for it when the bill comes.. HA.. then There’s 21 the day you can LEAGLLY drink alcohol. No more M’s on those hands… well I guess you could put on M’s if you really wanted…. I am now 23.. and nothing is new.. about the only thing I have to look forward to now is when my insurance drops.. Atleast I can look forward to getting a discount @ Wendys when I’m 65.. Only 42 more years.. I can be patient.

I Love Summer Break!!!! i would like to tell all of you what ive been up to but i really don’t remember

yup.. still sick.. in a week it’ll be a month since I got sick… my shoes smell

so why is it that i get to write this column? no one knows. and the world is better because of that. i went fishing tonight, and i snagged two, not trees either. fuckers. i still haven’t mastered the whole takin’ the fish off the hook thingy. i suck. laugh it up t-bone. so i love beer and talsma’s. whats new…budweiser has made me sleepy once again…g’night.

I just wrote a huge article and it got lost I am pissed. So I’ll sum it up. Pistons kick ass against 76ers, Tigers got 4 straight (what the fuck?!) Lions have sharpie drunk fest with their jerseys, and WZZM lit their weather ball tonight. Yippie! So much for that. God damnit. Shit, fuck, cock, piss.

30 Reasons To Be A Woman:
1. Free Drinks
2. Free DInners
3. You know the truth about whether size matters
4. Speeding Tickets? Whats that?
5. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex
6. You can sleep your way to the top
7. Its possible to live your whole life w/out ever takin a gorup shower.
8. Brad Pitt
9. You dont have to fart to amuse yourself
10. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it’s because you’re being emotionally neglected
11. You never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
12. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
13. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
14. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
15. If you have a zit, you can conceal it
16. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
17. Gay waiters dont make you uncomfotable
18. you’ll never regret piercing your ears
19. You dont have hair on your back.
20. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
21. If you’re dumb, some people will find it cute
22. You have the ability to dress yourself.
23. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
24. You can talk to people of the opposite sex w/out having to picture them naked.
25. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you’re aware that you look like an idiot
26. If you’re wearing cologne, you dont have to pretend its after shave
27. You’ll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley
28. You’ll never have to punch a hole through anything w/ your fist.
29. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
30. Free Movies (you get the point)

30 Reasons To Be A Guy:
1. Phone conversations are over in 30 sec flat
2. A five day vacation requires one suitcase
3. you can open all your jars.
4. Dry cleaners and hair cutters dont rob you blind
5. You can go to the bathroom w/out a support group
6. wedding plans take care of themselves
7. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he/she can still be your friend
8. your underwear is $10 for a pack of 3
9. If you are 34 an single, no one notices
10. Everything on your face can stay its orginal color
11. You can quietly enjoy a car ride in the passengers seat
12. 3 pairs of shoes is more than enough
13. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
14. wedding dress-$2000, tuxedo rental- $75 bucks
15. if another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends
16. your pals will never trap you w/ “so notice anything different”
17. you are not expected to know more than 5 colors
18. you know which way to turn a bolt
19. you never have strap problems in public
20. you are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
21. the same hairstyle for years, maybe decades
22. you dont have to shave below your neck
23. gas at either end is cool
24. your belly usually hides your big hips
25. one wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
26. you get extra creditfor the slightest act of thoughtfullness
27. you can kill your own food.
28. you can leave the motel bed unamde
29. movie nudity is virtually always female
30. You can admit to others about watching porn and have it be no big deal