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so i add two tonight, what the fuck? it was ray’s birthday afterall. god damn. well i hope everyone liked my poem from the last entry (earlier tonight, you’ll have to back track for that one…lazy asses). so what about my high heat life you ask? well the tigers are on a down spin and the lions drafted my homeboy/drug-man, chuck rogers. msu was well represented in the draft weren’t they? nope just one guy. just ol’ chucky. thug life baby. well life sucks as anyone can attest. school is out, thats good, unless you like school. i get my degree via the u.s. postal service around the end of may. life really isn’t that bad right now. besides needing a blow job and a beer. wait, i have a beer. oh i forgot to mention that this protion of HIGH HEAT LIFE is sponsered in part by Budweiser, “The King of Beer’s”…when i drink enough of these fuckers, i like to punch the clown. speaking of the cubs, they are a lot better than the tigers. but that doesn’t say much when the bad news bears, and i am talking about the dutch mafia (talsma furniture) softball team, could put on tiger uni’s and win more games than those assholes. hell the whitecaps and the mudhens are much better (don’t forget about AA Jacksonville). sammy sosa has been in the news lately. HEY, he loves getting hit with balls…who else do i know that likes that? when sammy got beaned last week (you know, the one that broke his helmet) he said “I was sittin’ in da basebaa box an all sudden, wham! i geeeet hit. ouch dat une hurt. my hemut brake, an i heeeet da groun, sheeeet i feel fuzzy, but in da en is sooooo reeeeal dat i play da base’em ball” very well put sosa man. that guy is the reason i have this article. he rules. well its off to fish for fish and pussy. hopefully i get both. right. life will get worse i promise. when it does, i’ll be sure to fuckin’ tell you. dick.
poetic justice here, presented to you by budweiser and stress…
today is rays birthday
good for him
we’re off to the bar
for some play
if you need us
thats too bad
oh, and another thing
ray fucked your dad
now he’s mad
because i said that
he can kiss my ass
its not my fault he fucked your dad
i just got punched
second time today
my eye is bleeding
all thanks to ray
Jesus Christ ya’ll. School is out. Thank the highest power. So sports, yup lots of that. And guess what? You have found the ONLY place to get your fill. Sit back, punch the clown, grab an old t-shirt and lets get dirty. Where to start after all this neglect…Lets flip a coin, better yet lets flip off someone you hate…Ready? And begin flipping. You guys are so good at that, hopefully they all weren’t pointed in my direction. Shit Heads. The TIGERS!!! Wow do they suck my fat cock sandwich. REDWINGS!!! Billy-Bob sit down son, the wings blow…NO!!! Yes my friends they have slipped into that rare Detroit funk usually reserved for such losers as the Lions and the Tigers, and maybe after tonight the Pistons. God, isn’t the city of Detroit represented well? Fuckin’ losers. Well at least here in GR we have the Griffins and the Rampage to root for, not that its much better. Nothin’ like being a “B” town. Gotta go the po-po’s just rolled up. Timmay hide the 8 ball. For sports done right have a helluva night. OH SHIT!
Hey punks-
Ok..so linds and I are makin the Cedar Point reservations next weekend, so if you want to go get ahold of one of us and tell us F’SHO so we know how many people to count on and we can start figuring out rides. If you can drive please tell us, cuz you know the boat won’t make it that far, shiiiiiiiiiiiit. But seriously now, I’m sooooooo excited. Next Weekend Brooks n’ Dunn, two weeks lata…Cedar Point, then next weekend Tim McGraw!!! Fun shit aight…but drawin for the savings account when no cash flow is comin in with my still unemployed ass! But hey…my fav band is coming to GR too…SISTER HAZEL of course, and Michelle will be back, YEAH! That concert is at the Intersection on June 18 (the day of Michelle’s 21st bday) so we’ll have a blast..you all should come, hey..only $15 and I promise its a good time ;). Anyway, I’m off to the library to spend this georgous Saturday afternoon studyin’..ya…I’m a lameass I know, but give me one more week and this hell will all be over! Not sure if I’ll be in town for the big bar night next Friday but if I am..hope to see ya all there..otherwise..we’ll have to do a repeat end of semester bar night with me!!! 
aight..hoe sighnin off…lata punks..peace the fuck out
OMG I just need to scream!!! What a fricken busy week….Lets see we had these advisory people come monday at school to watch us do certain things..Then tues wed and thurs we had to take 4 tests each day and some of the tests had 100 questions on em. totally shitty….You have to get a 75% on em otherwise you gotta reatke em…Well lets just say I’ll be retakin some next week. NO FUN! Then work was hell this week. You do not know how excited I am to move and cannot wait to get out of that “hell hole” (sometimes its alright but this week…oh definetly not..)
P.S. oh by the way Jordan…I dont appreciate you callin me at 12:30 at night and bitchin at me…It was kinda rude..and esp with you hanging up on me..Thanks.
~Xena~
hey hey….you guys…any takers on Cedar Point or what??? Its a fun time f’sho and of course with skank n’ hoe..what more could you ask?….exactly…blah blah blah…just takin a quick study break to say what up and GV, CC, and Western ppl suck cuz you guys are in finals this week…ya..finals…they can blow a big whale’s hole that’s f’sho!….but seriously,…I have been in a really shittay bizotchy mood lately and I appologize…but can’t wait to be home and hang with you all…any takers for Tim McGraw on the 23rd???? Tickets on sale this friday!!! Skank n’ I are makin anight of it…bar stars are we….oh ya babe-EEEEE…damn..I can rhyme..shit I be da next eminem yo…aight..peace the fuck out mo fos…holla at cha lata
hoe signing off! :o)~
Hi all.
Shadao tearin this shit up again. Life sux, exams can lick my balls and eat my babies. Well no they can’t i can’t afford any papercuts. Not a whole lot new though, its cram week now and im not one for cramming so im going to turn it into another bar week. Hung out with some of the crew last night also. Mr. Dixon and Mr. Jibber were drunk as skunks and it made for a fun night as usual. I can’t wait to get back to hangin out with you all but i think for some reason im going to miss it here also. I miss my drinkin buddys though. And don’t worry dumps we’ll be drinkin enough for you too. We might need some money though, so feel free to send some. Between trout fishing, boating, camping, tennessee, and not to mention Brian’s place for memorial weekend, we will be back out and at it again. Miss you all i move back on May 2nd so leave the date open for a bar night, no worrys Jibber its a friday. piece all
annual cedar point trip May 16-17…if you wanna come let ang or linds know asap!!!
Wow..How can someone have so many different feelin’s all at the same time…? Well for me that is happening and its makin my stomach hurt. I’m excited cause i’m movin to Daytona Beach, Im nervous cause I gotta talk to my work about it (but not until I leave)..the bad thing about that is they cannot wait for me to start working on the people…which I will only be able to do for like a month and a half…Then you got parents that don’t want you to leave em..And your friends boyfriend who does not understand the fact that she dont want him anymore and that she is movin f’sho. God I cannot wait!!!! It’s also givin’ me a headache thinkin’ about it but if any of you know me and Jenn…we are very organized and love to plan everything asap. We already got this badass apartment w/ 2 bedrooms and 2 baths and plenty of room if any of you decide you wanna take a vacation…your always welcome. I mean how much better could this get…we got an awesome apartment close to the beach and clubs….we pretty much have a salon job lined up for us…and then we’ll be waitressing…We also are getting free furniture!!! Sounds exciting huh?
School, School and More school…Thank god I only have 7 weeks left of it for FOREVER! Now I just gotta focus for that time and get the shit done w/ and pass the fricken state boards! This is the worse of all…just comin’ back from spring break and then a week later takin 12 tests and havin to pass em otherwise you cant even take state board…oh and also havin salon owners come in and watch us do certain stuff…Who’s stressed here…ME! But I’m not gonna worry about it too much, cause thats just the way I am.
Well I know this sounds crazy but my friday night is gonna consist of goin for a run and then study study study for the tests..It’s gotta be done tho…..G-unit
~Xena~