Archive for March 18th, 2003:
Well, I don’t know what to say about this past weekend, but I would like to quote one of my favorite movies to sum it all up….. “yikes……..yikes…YIKES! and let me guess you have a great personality”
~SKANK~
….And we’re off!!! ALright, I forgot how stupid the city is. I also forgot how stupid the people in the city are. For example we have an employee that works in our department. SHE will remain nameless cuz I dont even think I know HER name. Anyways, filling potholes is a fairly safe job, all you really have to do is keep an eye on the traffic around you. Welll, unbeknownst to all of the rest of the department, there are other very serious dangers to that particular job, such as this employee brought to our attention. A pothole is not something that just a car can get hurt in… it is also something that people can get hurt in… For instance, after filling a pothole, we now know that one should NOT, repeat should NOT, by any means move towards the curb. The very said object is known to jump out at you, make you fall and break your arm in a matter of milliseconds. So the moral of the story folks, STAY AWAY FROM POTHOLES, THEY CAN KILL!!!!!! (or just break your arm)
Disclaimer: Not all persons should worry about arm eating potholes… only the ones who blatently prove they cannot talk and walk, chew gum and walk, or, as in this case, ones who cannoth hold a damn shovel, and walk.
And remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty