Shit, my life is cool. I don’t needs to be writin’ anyting in dis column. Ok, maybe I do. Tonight was filled with homework and a cancelled class, that was good, unless you like having class, then its bad. Sosa and da Cubbies won tonight. “Its soooooooo reeeeeealll!” You tell’em Sammy. Speaking of Sosa, did [...]

HEY! Whats new assholes? Lets see here, where to being this busy day in sports? God damn it lets go right for the throat. Opening Day, MBL-style. How about ‘dem Tigers. “The Roar of ‘84″ … Get the fuck outta town. I never thought the day would come that the Whitecaps would be able to [...]

Alright, this week is my last week of hard testing before exams….less than one month to go, thank god, i’m feelin some major burn-out
i’m going to need some kind of “wake-up” when this is all over with…a party perhaps? we’ll see, anyway, i’m going to try and get some new movie quotes up soon, so [...]

Well, back to first shift, don’t exactly know how the hell im going to wake up at 6 am again, but I’ll try. I’ll let ya know what its like, and remember, Life in the City ain’t pretty.

Hi there all you little fuckers. You in Mr. Skipp’s neighborhood now, so sit back, and crack open that delicious Budweiser ’cause it’s ’bout to get nucking futs. MARCH MADNESS (I know why I’m mad, do you?) So quick over to the brackets. Hurry up, check to see how fucking wrong you were with those [...]

You guys are going to love this. My job, it’s great, I don’t really have to do a whole lot. Like tonight (after washing trucks the last 3 nights) we went out and picked up delineators, which are the little plastic reflective things scattered about to tell you where the road is. Yeah, I get [...]

Hey …takin a quick study break and thought I would update the column…just want everyone to know…last weekend was a blast, from what I remember anyway…but it was so awesome to hang out with everyone, can’t wait to do it again, just next time lets try n’ tone it down to PG style! We [...]

Well, I don’t know what to say about this past weekend, but I would like to quote one of my favorite movies to sum it all up….. “yikes……..yikes…YIKES! and let me guess you have a great personality”
~SKANK~

….And we’re off!!! ALright, I forgot how stupid the city is. I also forgot how stupid the people in the city are. For example we have an employee that works in our department. SHE will remain nameless cuz I dont even think I know HER name. Anyways, filling potholes is a fairly safe job, all [...]

Alright. I went in 3 hours early tonight, for reasons still unknown as far as I can figure, but anyways, I finished 5 routes by 11 and ended up in a 4×4, it was pretty fun… I forgot how much fun it could be actually. I ran across a drug deal, that was bad, thought [...]