Archive for February 10th, 2003:
Yo what up you pussies? Sports report is here. Sit back, grab your cock ’cause its slippery. First stop, Motown, er, Hockeytown…Congrats to Brett Hull who finally got his 700th NHL goal tonight. The Wings snapped a 6 game skid knocking off the San Jose Sharks 5-4. In other news, there isn’t anything sports related. This weekend was fun, I spent Saturday night in East Lansing visiting some asshole named Shada. I’ll sum it up in a few short lines…I took one for the team at the frat party (ask John), Sheena was seen rubbing lips with the white Bob Marley, and on the four hour walk back to Shada’s dorm Sheena stated that she prefers a man with a large member. And the best moment goes to T-Bone (who was drunk, again). He showed us that he is crafty after all by successfully brewing nine pots of coffee while he slept. Way to go T-Bone, we heart you. Peace, I’m cold. For sports done right, have a helluva night.