Archive for February 3rd, 2003:
Well two months later isn’t too bad, is it? Sure it is if you’re an asshole. Which most of you are and I guess I am too. Fuck it. Football season is over, you know the Pro Bowl is a joke, everyone knows it but they still play for some reason. Bullshit I say. The NHL had their all-star game this weekend too. Although it was more entertaining than the NFL’s version, that too wouldn’t be missed by yours truely if it were to, opps, disappear. So what does that leave us football fans to look forward to for the next six months? There is baseball, er, shut the fuck up Skippy, nevermind. Ok, whats left besides the Red Wings/Griffins? Well, there is the Rampage. The AFL (Arena Football League) is a whole different atmosphere in itself. The 50 yard-indoor war is a fast paced game and the Van Andel usually has its share of crazy fucks (located in the apporpriately named “horny corner”). So if you have nothing to look forward to in the next six months of Sunday’s don’t become a homo and start watching NASCRAP, golf or tennis or any other shit like that. Either tune in to NBC or get off your fat ass and head downtown and catch a Rampage game. Oh yeah, the Lions “MIGHT” sign Mooch by tomorrow, just saw it on Fox Sports Net, I mean I found that out from an insider…Ditka baby!