Archive for February, 2003

Dildo Diaries

Hello all……from this little place I like to calll hell…..in the cesspool of the world……we got more diseases here than a street hooker in Detroit……..I cannot really release any info about where specifically I am here in Africa throught the internet, but lert me tell you it is dirty…….I miss you all very much, but [...]

Thursday, February 20th, 2003

Life in the City

What up foo’s? I’m back! But the question is did I ever really go anywhere? I dont know… but I am moving this weekend, so come help me aight?

Thursday, February 20th, 2003

Life in the City

Alright, herr we go… Last night we got about 7.4 inches of snow, according to the airport that has a cylinder that the snow needs to fall DIRECTLY into, and we all know that snow doesnt blow at all… ANYWAYS… with all that snow on the roads, we couldnt salt at all, that would just [...]

Wednesday, February 12th, 2003

Sports Done Right

Yo what up you pussies? Sports report is here. Sit back, grab your cock ’cause its slippery. First stop, Motown, er, Hockeytown…Congrats to Brett Hull who finally got his 700th NHL goal tonight. The Wings snapped a 6 game skid knocking off the San Jose Sharks 5-4. In other news, there isn’t anything sports related. [...]

Monday, February 10th, 2003

Sports Done Right

Hello people, what’s happenin’? Good to hear it. Now sit back, grab a cold Budweiser, and shut the fuck up ’cause Sports Center is backin’ that ass up. So now that the excitement has worn off some in Detroit, sorry I can’t contain myself right now. Holy shit we got Da Mooch. Fuckin’ sweet! Ok, [...]

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Skank & Hoe F’Sho

hey hey-
wow…2003 has been crazy so far. I’m so terrible for not keepin this up, sorry Timmay. Today I’m totally procrASStinating from studyin’ chem, blah..big exam tomorrow, classes not goin so well, but I’ll get through…I hope.
Well with everything this year has brought me (flu, jacked up back, the list goes on…) I [...]

Thursday, February 6th, 2003

Sports Done Right

Holy shit. I am stunned. The Lions didn’t fuck up this time (well we’ll see). Mooch is in the house, or for that matter, Ford Field. On behalf of the entire angrymosquito.com family I would like to welcome you, Mr. Steven J. Mariucci, to the Detroit Lions. I have been smiling since yesterday at 3 [...]

Wednesday, February 5th, 2003

Sports Done Right

Well two months later isn’t too bad, is it? Sure it is if you’re an asshole. Which most of you are and I guess I am too. Fuck it. Football season is over, you know the Pro Bowl is a joke, everyone knows it but they still play for some reason. Bullshit I say. The [...]

Monday, February 3rd, 2003
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