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Hello all……from this little place I like to calll hell…..in the cesspool of the world……we got more diseases here than a street hooker in Detroit……..I cannot really release any info about where specifically I am here in Africa throught the internet, but lert me tell you it is dirty…….I miss you all very much, but they keep me so busy here, I don’t have time to think about it…..but, let me tell you a little bit about where I am……..it is usually 90-95 degrees here with about 95% humidity and we are in the cold season………..the terrain is treacherous with a lot of lava rock…..and cigs are 8.50 a carton here for marbloro’s :)………what you have to understand is that the average person here…..middle class….makes about 6.50 a day…….upeer middle class is making about 9.00……..but, I thought I would throw you all my address in casre you wanted to write so I could tell you exactly where I am and what I am doing
Joshua J.Dunphy
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….well, I ahve to go get some chow….peace y’all……Dildo
What up foo’s? I’m back! But the question is did I ever really go anywhere? I dont know… but I am moving this weekend, so come help me aight?
Alright, herr we go… Last night we got about 7.4 inches of snow, according to the airport that has a cylinder that the snow needs to fall DIRECTLY into, and we all know that snow doesnt blow at all… ANYWAYS… with all that snow on the roads, we couldnt salt at all, that would just be wasting it, so we paired up, tripled up and quadrupled up our trucks and ran through the streets… Picture this, me in one of the biggest plow trucks we have, on a street that has a 45 degree decline on it, a nice hill if I do say so myself. Anyway, I had to plow and salt this hill… there was no way my truck would make it UP the hill, so the only way to go was, you guessed it, DOWN… So here I am with a cigarette in my mouth, radio cranked, arm out the window, and eyes as big as the sun heading down this hill hoping not to die… if you dont believe me, go look, its called Martha, you can see it off of Godfrey by Clemente park, its a nice ittle hill. Ok, I’m babbling, but I dont give a shit. There is probably about 3 feet of snow on the roadsides, nice little banks by any means, and we put them there hehehe.. oh yeah, while plowing bridge street hill a bus was blocking the entire thing, a bus, sideways, on a hill, bad combo, especially when Im trying to go up the damn thing with my blade down, fuck this I need sleep
Yo what up you pussies? Sports report is here. Sit back, grab your cock ’cause its slippery. First stop, Motown, er, Hockeytown…Congrats to Brett Hull who finally got his 700th NHL goal tonight. The Wings snapped a 6 game skid knocking off the San Jose Sharks 5-4. In other news, there isn’t anything sports related. This weekend was fun, I spent Saturday night in East Lansing visiting some asshole named Shada. I’ll sum it up in a few short lines…I took one for the team at the frat party (ask John), Sheena was seen rubbing lips with the white Bob Marley, and on the four hour walk back to Shada’s dorm Sheena stated that she prefers a man with a large member. And the best moment goes to T-Bone (who was drunk, again). He showed us that he is crafty after all by successfully brewing nine pots of coffee while he slept. Way to go T-Bone, we heart you. Peace, I’m cold. For sports done right, have a helluva night.
Hello people, what’s happenin’? Good to hear it. Now sit back, grab a cold Budweiser, and shut the fuck up ’cause Sports Center is backin’ that ass up. So now that the excitement has worn off some in Detroit, sorry I can’t contain myself right now. Holy shit we got Da Mooch. Fuckin’ sweet! Ok, eeeeemmmm, sorry. On to the NHL. Hockeytown was saddened this everning as the Redwings fell victim to the Colorado Avalanche 1-0. The Redwings will meet Colorado again Saturday, this time in Denver.
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wow…2003 has been crazy so far. I’m so terrible for not keepin this up, sorry Timmay. Today I’m totally procrASStinating from studyin’ chem, blah..big exam tomorrow, classes not goin so well, but I’ll get through…I hope.
Well with everything this year has brought me (flu, jacked up back, the list goes on…) I still realize how fortunate I am in life. I always play the Dr.annG role and listen to peoples problems, and lately people have been having a harder time than me. I have an awesome family and friends that I can always count on and have fun with. I really realize how much I value all your friendships and shit…(had to throw that in…I was gettin’ a lil’ too mushy)..anyway…Hope everyone is doing well. Don’t be strangers y’all!!! love ya all and talk to ya soon…
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Holy shit. I am stunned. The Lions didn’t fuck up this time (well we’ll see). Mooch is in the house, or for that matter, Ford Field. On behalf of the entire angrymosquito.com family I would like to welcome you, Mr. Steven J. Mariucci, to the Detroit Lions. I have been smiling since yesterday at 3 p.m. I haven’t felt this good since Barry was runnin’ the ball. Only good things can happen now. Shit anything is better than 3-13, anything is better than Morninfuckface. Now all we need to do is kidnap Millen’s ass, drive to North Dakota and dump him in a ten foot snow bank with a note stapled to his forehead reading “hey big dog, you fuckin’ suck, peace bro.” Wow that was nuts. Gotta go before I start something on fire. Once again welcome home Steve. For sports done right, have a helluva night.
Well two months later isn’t too bad, is it? Sure it is if you’re an asshole. Which most of you are and I guess I am too. Fuck it. Football season is over, you know the Pro Bowl is a joke, everyone knows it but they still play for some reason. Bullshit I say. The NHL had their all-star game this weekend too. Although it was more entertaining than the NFL’s version, that too wouldn’t be missed by yours truely if it were to, opps, disappear. So what does that leave us football fans to look forward to for the next six months? There is baseball, er, shut the fuck up Skippy, nevermind. Ok, whats left besides the Red Wings/Griffins? Well, there is the Rampage. The AFL (Arena Football League) is a whole different atmosphere in itself. The 50 yard-indoor war is a fast paced game and the Van Andel usually has its share of crazy fucks (located in the apporpriately named “horny corner”). So if you have nothing to look forward to in the next six months of Sunday’s don’t become a homo and start watching NASCRAP, golf or tennis or any other shit like that. Either tune in to NBC or get off your fat ass and head downtown and catch a Rampage game. Oh yeah, the Lions “MIGHT” sign Mooch by tomorrow, just saw it on Fox Sports Net, I mean I found that out from an insider…Ditka baby!