Archive for December 31st, 2002:
Alright, third shift isnt too bad but I tell you what, you get to some some really cool shit. Aside the fact that we paid a bum a dollar to fill 5 potholes, this one takes the cake o far. A car travelling south on Division near burton in the right lane decided to turn right onto dickinson,so he naturally went all the way over to the left lane and partially into ours, then made his turn. A little short on his turn he hit the inside of the curb and then proceeded to go all the way across the road OVER the other curb and onto the sidewalk. Probably about half a second away from creaming a tree he swerved back into the street barely avoiding a parked car. He then travelled west alog dckinson running stop signs and stopping in the middle of the road for no appearant reason. After swerving away from about a dozen more parked cars he reached the end of the road and decided to come back. Well… on the way back up he drilled, and I mean DRILLED, 3 parked cars, then parked his car. He got out of the passenger side, walked around the vehicle, opened the drivers door, got a shoe out, placed it on the roof of the car and got back in thedrivers seat. After about 30 seconds he opened the drivers door and wet inside of thehouse,leaving the door open on both the carand the house and his shoe on top of the car… GRPD showed up about 20 minutes after our call… I had fun