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Alright, third shift isnt too bad but I tell you what, you get to some some really cool shit. Aside the fact that we paid a bum a dollar to fill 5 potholes, this one takes the cake o far. A car travelling south on Division near burton in the right lane decided to turn right onto dickinson,so he naturally went all the way over to the left lane and partially into ours, then made his turn. A little short on his turn he hit the inside of the curb and then proceeded to go all the way across the road OVER the other curb and onto the sidewalk. Probably about half a second away from creaming a tree he swerved back into the street barely avoiding a parked car. He then travelled west alog dckinson running stop signs and stopping in the middle of the road for no appearant reason. After swerving away from about a dozen more parked cars he reached the end of the road and decided to come back. Well… on the way back up he drilled, and I mean DRILLED, 3 parked cars, then parked his car. He got out of the passenger side, walked around the vehicle, opened the drivers door, got a shoe out, placed it on the roof of the car and got back in thedrivers seat. After about 30 seconds he opened the drivers door and wet inside of thehouse,leaving the door open on both the carand the house and his shoe on top of the car… GRPD showed up about 20 minutes after our call… I had fun
Hey Guys-
Well, I know I’ve been kinda a stranger everyone, and I truely appologize. This semester was really rough for me, and I just busted my ass, even for shittay grades. Anyway, I’m home again and hope to see all of you while I’m on break! I really don’t have much new drama to lay on the column, even though I haven’t reported in for over a month, I know…terrible. Looks as though our basketball team might have a better showing then they first showed, and obviously better than our faulty football season, which we’re all still bitter about…but…life as a Spartan is never tiring. You all will have to come visit, 420 has an open invite for all to come visit and hit up the EL bars wit me ;)..cuz..oh ya..I’m 20-fuckin’-1!!! Long awaited, and still sooooooooooo excited! The skank is havin her bday in less than 2 weeks..so…can’t wait to do it up f’sho then!…but hey this is what I really wanted to say in this column…
I love all you guys, and hope everyone has a wonderful holiday…they always say family is so important now, and obviously it is…but coming home and hanging with you guys, I realized, friends can be just as close as family sometimes. So, love you all and don’t be stranger while I”m around these next 2 weeks ;)…HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!
Well, well. Here I am again…backin’ that as right to your front door. What?! You no likey me muthafucka? Don’t read then, not like you can anyway. Sports, here and now bitch. So who’s gonna get the job at State? I am sick of hearing about Lewis and Williams and blah, blah, blah. Fuck it. Just hire a black coach and get it over with for christ sake. Lets face it MSU must, I mean they HAVE to hire a black coach or there is going to be repercussion. The last thing East Lansing needs is a riot in the middle of the winter. Although burning cars are always nice to snuggle up next to when its ten degrees out. Grab some marshmellows fuckers, ’cause if Lewis doesn’t take the job then you know whitey is comin’ in. Well I am sure Johnny Cochran and Jessie Jackson are on their way, so I better go. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Out.
Hello folks, I am sitting here with my co-host for the day Snoogie, say something Snoogie…Hi…What up muthafuckaz. Thank’s Snoogies, now on to sports. What the fuck is happenin’? Tim says I have to update, so I will. So the Lions are doing great these days huh? I have run outta things to say about them because they are that horrible. The should load up the Mayflower truck and move to Guam. Maybe those little bastards over there can root for these fuckin’ piece of shit ass fuckers. Snoogies whats you’re take on this whole Lions thing? Well Skippy I believe that the Lions have been playing for the 2003 Draft since the Smarty era, I say fuck’em…Well thanks Snoogies for those words of wisdom.
Hell week is now engaged and in full force. Once Thursday comes round I should be able to breath again, and live a normal life, and not to return to school again until I have reached the legal age of 21.
I don’t have much to say, but I am just trying to keep from looking at books for a bit. I decided to make this Skank n Hoe f’sho column to be a little more serious and I want to share some things that I have found that one can learn about people just by observing them…..
#1 Respect - if a person has no respect for elders…how can you expect a person to respect you?
#2 Kindness - Do they do small gestures of kindness without having to or being asked? (If guy) Do they give their seat up for a woman? (If girl) Do they sense when you had a hard day….do they see if you need something (drink, backrub, etc.)
#3 Loyalty - Does the person talk about others a lot and how much they dislike them or how much they annoy them, then when the other person is around… do they treat them like they are best friends…what makes you think they aren’t doing it to you?
#4 Positivity - This is the easiest to detect…are they always talking/acting negatively about themselves or others?
#5 Responsibility/Maturity - Do they constantly blame bad things happening on others? Is it never their fault or is it the place they live, the people they are around, the teacher they have, etc.?
I just thought these were some interesting things to think about. I guess maybe you can judge some of a book by it’s cover afterall!