Archive for September 8th, 2002:
Well hidee ho and all that jazz to one and all. I actually have time here to go off and write another little article about everything that’s goin’ on in my life. So yee haw, and here we go.
Well, I’ve done it. I moved out of Casserole. Never thought I’d see the day I’d be livin’ there. Then, once I got in, I never thought I’d see the day that I’d leave, but all is well in Sosa-land. I’m livin’ in Grandville now with my girlfriend by my side and life is damned good. She and I made a little trek last Sunday and Monday out to Chi-town with my rents, and we had a blast. We paid $60 per room at a four-star hotel (thank you priceline.com auctions), and my dad got us the hook-up for four tickets five rows behind home plate at Wrigley. I could pratically smell Sosa…. um.. yeah… anywho… it was cool cuz the ticket lady had to make a scout get the hell out of my seat. It was kind of annoying sitting around all those scouts with their damned radar guns held up for every fuckin’ pitch, but hey… it was a damned good time. We went out to Dick’s Last Resort for dinner, and it was a fucking blast. People were throwing napkins everywhere. When you order a beer, it comes to you in a forty ounce in a galvanized bucket full of ice. All your food comes to you in a bucket too. My dad did the uni-can trick that I’ve pulled a couple times, except he did it with a 32 ounce can and got a standing ovation. The waiter came around and took our order. He came back about ten minutes later with a bucket of fried shrimp and said that the good news was that we got free shrimp. The bad news is he forgot what the fuck we ordered. Good times were had by all.
Well, I got all my crap out of Casserole, and got some free furniture from the rents. If any of you kids ever wanna check the new pad out then by all means feel free to get a hold of me, and we’ll set somethin’ up.
Well that’s it for this grand ol’ edition of HHL, and sorry it took so long for me to get a new one out. I have to get used to only havin’ internet at work for a little while again until I get a cable modem set up at the new place. Anyway kiddies… I’m out.
Peace and humptiness foreva…
Oh… and one more thing… Please remember that spandex is a privelege… not a right.