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Here we go again… Another life in the Shitty for ya straight from the source. What do you want to know? Hmm… lets see… Its still paving season and oh wait a blast it is… you think resurfacing someones street would make them happy, but no, all they do is bitch. We ended up on a road by Standstill the other day and I swear every retiree had to live on that road. And, of course, all retirees know everything about everything and do nothing but bitch. The city also screwed up big time with letting me get a CDL… so now I can drive the BIG trucks… stay off the road in GR if you can help it. Yesterday was a decent day… I did traffic duty right by Aquinas college… People CANNOT drive by any means. When you hold up a stop sign and walk out in front of someone, you’d expect them to stop… not keep barreling towards a big ass truck thats blocking the road THEN jump on the brakes… yeah, brilliant people around here. Ever been hit up side the head with a shovel? Me neither, just lemme know how it feels cuz Im sure im gonna do it to somebody or someones gonna get me pretty soon… well its late and I have to “work” in the morning, so take it easy and remember, “Life in the City ain’t pretty”
OUT
Gues who’s back….back again…..Dildo’s back…..he’s the man………..sup motherfuckers….and welcome to another edition of Prickl 101…….let’s talk about the thing that everyone has recently witnessed and I perrsonally cannot stand…..the angry drunk……..you know who you are….your’e the one in the corner of the room trying to get everyone to beat your ass or the crazy bitxch who can’t keep her mouth shut……and whagt is your biggest talent?……ruining the fun for everyone else…..after the events of 8-16………everyone can probably see why the prickmaster is not really willing to have people around his family very much…..it takes away all his drinking fun…..aqnd he has to fucking babyswit all night…….it doesn’t take a real man top talk a whole bunch of shit he can’t back up………the real man is the one who ignores the angry drunk and then laughs at him later……people who go out everywhere looking for a fight crack me up……seriously…….I always fidn mself asking my friends…..”What do guys want to do tonight??? Have fun or start fights with random people?”………I guess my friends are just more into having a good time thenrolling around witha bunch of guys…..some people aren’t….like the Joel Dunphy Mafia……I mean if my friend called me in the wee hours of the morning and said “hey man , I started a fight with everyone purposerly and now I can’t back my shit up”….Do you think thast I would be on my way? hell no, I would laugh at the motherfucker and hang up on him…….This brings me to believe that the youth of america…..birthyear 1982-present…..just can’t handle drinking……so fi you have a younger subling…and you are 21…be responsible….keep them the hell away from alcohol or reep the hell uit will bring you…..trust me…I know….and since most of you witnesses ….unless you are just braindead…..you should know too…….I apologize to all the people who witnessed my actions on the above named adte because I lost my cool….soemthign that doesn’t happen very often…..but above all remember this from that night…..if you ever wonder why I am the way I am ……just remember what you saw of my family and most of that shit should be answered for you…..Sincerely….the Man…..DILDO
But seriously….i have been so busy this week that i haven’t had a chance to sit down and tell everyone how much fun we had at Cedar Point!
I know you all wish you went with us. The weather was great..the lines weren’t bad…and who is more fun than the skank and hoe?
I thought that you all should have a reason to go to Cedar Point so I have compile a list of the Top 10 Reasons you should go to Cedar Point:
10.Road Trip
9. The five minute line for the Raptor
8. The 1st drop of Millenium Force (actually the entire ride)
7. Figuring out where the camera is and flashing it.
6. Skank movie quotes ALL DAY LONG!
5. Concentration and 20 Questions
4. Witch’s Wheel Operator “Please wait until the ride comes to a COMplete stop” “I said do not….not do”
3. “My country tis of thee…..TODAY!”
2. The hoe was there
1. and everyone’s #1 reason for going to Cedar Point is…… I was there!
FYI ~ I put this list together rather quickly…if I had more time I could have put more thought into it and come up with more clever reasons….but the #1 would have remained the same.
“Call me ‘Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck, bitch!”
“Alright, gang, let’s just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we’ll… Fuckbeans! That was them, wasn’t it? ”
TWO GREAT QUOTES FROM JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK
But seriously….i have been so busy this week that i haven’t had a chance to sit down and tell everyone how much fun we had at Cedar Point!
I know you all wish you went with us. The weather was great..the lines weren’t bad…and who is more fun than the skank and hoe?
I thought that you all should have a reason to go to Cedar Point so I have compile a list of the Top 10 Reasons you should go to Cedar Point:
10.
ok…so..anyway..thanks for havin a party tonight Dildo..even though it was major drama…it was fun while it lasted :o)~
but seriously…where the fuck did this drama come from..
anywho…this is a special edition of the skank n’ hoe…its now ..just for tonight..skank n’ hoe..plus the pimp…oh f’sho..more like a punk..but we’ll give him some credit…and call him a wanna be pimp…ricki lake…what what…bling blingin’ on her moto..”ya..I said blunt” …we’re changin this edition to skank n’ hoe..and nerd..aka dork f’sho
Interjection by Jon: “Fuck y’all, all uv y’all. If you don’t like me… blow me.”
ok…we’re takers…
Interjection by linds aka..skank : no comment…passin the fuck out….
Interjection from annG aka hoe: “speechless..what the fuck…f’real yo”
shhhiiiiiiiiiit
jon just said a big word..and we’re all (we=skank n’ hoe) confused
aight..well..we’re on pass out time..so since we all had a “blast” tongiht..and we’re piggin’ out on grapes and shit…just wanna say…busch light is OUR best friend..except when it is expelled…although..we wouldnt’ know about that…so……. ok..this isn’t really goin anyway..but hopefully we entertained you at least a bit..dude..ang is so sobs right now…oh..and linds is gettin anal about her car..so touch and die yo…aight.piece out mo fos
“you best back up bitch..robbin’s egg blue is my color ” mickey parks yo..from 2ge+her..quoted by none ohter than..oh ya..the hoe of all time…annG
But seriously…we haven’t had rain all summer on Tuesdays and then it happens today! What the hell! Despite the cruel weather some of us still got together and wathced “From Hell.” While watching this movie…I decided I don’t want to be a whore anymore! I am going to give up my skank responsibilities. Of course this was over 100 years ago, and the hoe tells me that whores aren’t like that nowadays….so I figure I’m all good! We can all breathe a big sigh of relief…I’m not giving up my whoredom.
Also….for anyone interested…and I know there are some of you out there…a bunch of us are taking a day trip to the Point on Sunday….and we want tons of people to come! But seriously….the more people that come the more fun it will be…and if it isn’t then I will give sexual favors…..so you can’t lose either way 
In honor of tonight’s film…..”One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century” or “So Inspector Abberline, how long have you been ‘chasing the dragon’”
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…Where to start. Not a good day around the Skipp farm today, or yesterday for that matter. No sports tonight. I’m gonna pur my heart out for you. And if you don’t like it, don’t read any further. Yesterday we ventured out to Muskegon, headin’ to the Getty Four, our middle-of-the-week-drive-in movie hangout. We thought this was gonna be one of the best nights we have had out there since it started. Especially before the movie even started, we had “shy, quiet, and humble” Timmay go over to a couple meat-heads a tell’em to move their pickup truck…needless to say Tim called’em “cocks” and a few other choice words. “Cool” we all thought. That was bad ass T-Bone I’ll give ya that. Then a call came in over Shada’s nextel. It was my brother who was on his way out with Nate. “John we got in an accident,” Josh said. At first John and I thought it was my brother bullshitin’ us as always, but seconds later Josh called back this time with desperation in his voice. My heart dropped into my feet. I can’t recall ever feeling like that ever…helpless. Luckly the crash site was a few miles down the road, so we flew, as much as we could for being in the Kia. We arrived on the scene in what seemed to be seconds. After hoppin’ the barrier we ran towards them. There was about ten people standing round watching these three kids scream in pain. Quite a haunting sight that I will never forget. So many people are affraid to step in and help when there is a crisis, its almost sickening. I still feel like throwing up thinking about running up and seeing that helpless girl, Nate, and Josh just laying on the ground like they had been ambushed. I felt like I was on a battlefield. So of course John and I step right in and take charge, later being assisted by James and Zobro and some other ya-hoo that thought he was Paramedic of the year. But it was nice to see somebody help. And I will never be able to thank my friends enough for all their help. Well all and all Josh and Nate are doing as good as they can be. Josh broke his left arm and Nate dislocated his hip and cut his knee pretty good. The girl (Rachael is her name I believe) on the other hand is in a halo and having a hard time using her hands. But she does have feeling in her feet and throughout her body. So thats a good sign. I hope everyone can keep Rachael in their thoughts and prayers. Also that Nate and Josh can recover to 100% and get back on the field soon. Maybe next season boys. I’m sorry this had to happen to you, I wish every second that it was me. So I’ll take with me my heavy heart to Olivet and try to carry on the football legacy that Josh and Nate have so truly done for years. This season is for them. This is a tribute to the both of them because they may never get to play again. Its a huge bummer, but at least all three are alive, and thats all that matters.
But seriously….I AM BORED…so I thought that since everyone appreciates my love of film that ya’ll would like to see my kick-ass list of top movies to watch. If you are ever bored like I usually am, then watch these.
THE SKANK’S TOP 10 MOVIE LIST
Shawshank Redemption
Green Mile
The Usual Suspects
Se7en
Fight Club
Ocean’s 11
Forrest Gump
American History X
The Matrix
A Time to Kill
Aside from my top 10 list I have a running list of movies I highly recommend.
THE CUTTING EDGE, toy story 2, TOMMY BOY, dumb and dumber, THE EMPEROR’S NEW GROOVE, newsies, BEAUTY AND THE BEAST, french kiss, NAT’L LAMPOONS CHRISTMAS VACATION, animal house, SHREK, lilo and stitch, THE LITTLE MERMAID, billy madison, THE MUPPET MOVIE, hello dolly, CON AIR, requiem for a dream, LA CONFIDENTIAL, snatch, PULP FICTION, blade, HEAT, gladiator, DIE HARD, indiana jones and the last crusade, BRAVEHEART, a beautiful mind, SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, tombstone, MAVERICK, a few good men, TOP GUN, the whole nine yards, THE SIXTH SENSE, and that’s all I can think of right now…but if you ever want to ask for me opinion on a movie I would love to give it!
Angela is pissed and Lindsay doesn’t know what the fuck is goin on…but seriously…ang is pissed.
Fireworks kicked ass….but where was everyone at Kirk Park?!
And what is with those damn glow sticks exploding?! Now my car looks looks like the night sky with all the glowing and shit.
All right…skank and hoe signing off…but seriously what would our column be without a movie quote?! So here it goes from one of the classic movies of our time “I object!” “On what grounds?” “On the grounds of Brooklyn your honor.”