But seriously….. that had to be the best wedding I have been to thus far. Got drunk off of champagne (which all alcohol was free!) I danced all night…and I am not just talking like the back and forth in a circle thing….it was like professional dancing…just let the guy do all the leading..I [...]
Ok..so seriously..I”m at work..all alone..do you believe they trust me? wtf!…especially after yesterday..my day from hell..when I made a killer mistake and cost the company money..oh well..guess I’m over it now…they keep tellin me everyone makes mistakes..but I don’t wanna be everyone!!! I’m too good for that…lol..anyway…I”m bored off my ass..wastin’ my time..waitin’ for the [...]
Well……..since I am not really angry about anything right now and am generally happy about everything……I will bring blast from the past in the form of a Dear Dildo
Dear Dildo, I am a 16-year-old guy. I don’t really know how to explain this. I guess I met this girl over the summer and all [...]
Hi. I am alive. Not that anyone noticed that I was gone. Anyway I am back…for now at least. I had a good birthday. Thanks to all of you who came and got me fucked up (and later raped). Well I’ll have some sports for you tomorrow. Too tired to go on. Love you all. [...]
But seriously…did Reign of Fire suck ass or what?! Besides some cool-lookin dragons the movie was two big thumbs down… even with it being a bad movie I did manage to get one quote from it (i know…i know… i’m a genius)… VAN ZAN “Ever see a male?” QUINN “When I’m running for my [...]
what up diiiiiiiiiiiirty? haha…sorry…still Nelly style…but seriously …c’mon now…it was off the hook f’sho-it was one huge dance party…better then Reign of Fire…but hell…it was the Dirty one himself…c’mon now…what could be better..oh ya…Sister Hazel..lol…anyway…omg…I’m so excited!!!…the concert was a blast! Just imagine this..your typical county fair…cowboy hats and boots galore..and then in [...]
But seriously guys…this is our first column..and we’re SO excited!!! we’re in good ol’ coops town..chillin’ like villians. ok…so ang’s computer is been janked up for a few weeks…so we’re sharin’ a chair..cuddin’ on linds request…typin our new bad ass column..that we still have no idea what it will detail We could [...]
Well, apparently it’s about time to update my little nook in cyberspace with some more shit about what I think about life in general and all that hoo-hah.
Anyway, I suppose it’s about time to get down to biz-nass. So let’s do somethin’ here.
For the first time ever… I can finally say I’m content [...]
Here we go!!! Alright, I’m still enjoying my job, but when some guy makes it a point to try and see how close he can get to the little guy in the orange vest while he’s driving a mid-80’s Cutlass…. Yeah, no thanks
HE TRIED MOWING ME OVER, MISSED, SO HE CAME BACK AND TRIED AGAIN!!!
well…..to me 5 fans out there in cyberspace and all you other fuckers that hate me……here it is one more time….The Word of the Dildo……..let’s get down to the first thing on my mind…….ok… Out in california a school banned dodgeball because the older bigger kids dominated. and another school banned the game of tag [...]