Archive for June, 2002»
Well, tomorrow is Monday. Monday I start at my new department, Streets. For all the people that tell me I’m crazy cuz I’ll actually have to work, go to hell, I’d rather work a full days work then sit around and be non-productive. OUT!
Alright alright alright. I am now out of motor equipment, or what some refer to as hell or other refer to it as home. I will now be doing all kinds of unbelievable manual labor for the streets department, so wish me luck and all kinds of other good shit like that.
Well, as of Monday the 1st of July, I will have transferred departments and will be much, much, MUCH happier!! WOOWOO!!
WTF Timmay? Thats what I thought mothafucka. Yes it was hot out today, and working 13 hours in it didn’t exactly help either. Shit! Well this is the third day in a row that I’ve been here so I suppose I should write something worth while. Na, peace ya’ll.
Ah, two days in a row. It’s a fuckin’ miracle. I guess this lovely thing I do is called Sports Center. Hello folks what a day for sports. Does anyone recall a fella by the name of Bill Lambeer? Yeah, ya know the white dude on the championship Pistons teams of the late eighties, early nineties. Ah yes, the guy with the plastic face guard.Well this man is now head coach of the Detroit Shock (WNBA). All I have to say is wow. Are there any women out there who play sports?…no?…good…lets talk about that. The biggest joke in sports, is the WNBA, which, in my opinion, should be renamed the NGAFAWB, spelled out that means…Nobody Gives A Fuck About Womens Basketball. We all know that the LPGA stands for Lesbian Professional Golf Association. Which to me, the LPGA is just a bunch of ugly dudes with tits. Oh and everybody knows that soccer was invented by and intended for homosexuals. Shit I think I got off track here. Ok breath man…ahhhhhh. Much better. Baseball sucks, basketball is done (Lakers won the championship if anyone gives a fuck), and football is near but not around yet. But we do have the Rampage.They are good. I wish I had more time to watch and pay attention. I think they are in first place with a 6-3 record, or maybe its 5-3. Whatever. They are above .500. Thats better than most teams that reside in this wonderful state of Meetchagain. GO WINGS! Oh yeah, they are winners too. Thank God someone can win here. But like the 2000 presidental election its probably a conspiracy and all the Red Wings are working for Fidel Castro. You commie bastards!!! Well if I didn’t just start a nuclear halocost, then I better leave before I do. For sports done right, have a helluva night.
Alright so Timmay says that I need to “update” my shit everyday. What the fuck is up with that?! Ok so here it is “boss.” Lets jump right in to the good stuff. NFL news. Former Detroit Lions QB Charlie Batch signed with the Pittsburgh Steelers Monday for an undisclosed amount and contract term. So I guess this means the Steelers will bench Stewart and winth Super Bowl. Do you know how to say Aloha Chucky? In other NFL news the season starts in September and look for the Lions to win a game sometime around October or so. Yeah, so I haven’t made it to the ESPN site yet to get anymore info. When I do I’ll have more trash for all of you motherfuckers out there in TV land. Until then remember to wrap your shit, and don’t say things you might that suck. For sports dne right, have a helluva night. Peace.
Well then fine I’ll update, it is raining after all. Unless you were under a rock this past week you know one of two things. The Wings won the cup. THAT’S FUCKIN’ SWEET! And I am on vacation. A big thank you goes out to Timmay for the “fill-in.” Not bad for not knowing your shit Tim-Bo. Anyway its day 9 here in Nashville Tennessee and its gettin’ a bit strange. It might be from the beer, but I’m bettin’ its the bologna sandwichs. Well I don’t know anything else at this time. I’m still an hour behind everyone else back home so I’ll holler at’chya when i roll in sometime Monday or Tuesday. Until then ye’ha aight. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Peace.
It’s Timmy again.. Skipps still on vacation… News… Wings won a couple days ago.. 3-0 makes the series 3-1 in favor of the wings.. one more game and they have another Stanley Cup that will be the 3rd cup in 6 years.. whoo hoo!! other news from the wings.. Fischer is suspended for game 6.. apparently for cross-checking Tommy Westlund in the face.. haha.. no one saw it till the replay. read more about that
Twenty six. Yes that is the number of games the tigers have one this year. I ask you how many games have they played?? Well so you don’t have to go look it up like I did the answer is 64. WHAT!! that’s only good for 36% Damn.. I’m outta sports shit tonight.. I know I don’t do as gooda job as skippy but hrmm.. when was the last time he wrote his column… As skippy would say. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Peace.