Archive for May 20th, 2002:
to the millions of adoring fans out there and the one whiner who is going to be pissed off….quote the Dildo: for all of you sympathy hungry losers out there…..you might not want to get yourself into a situation where you ain’t getting any sympathy, not even from the big man upstairs…..there are some lines you just don’t cross….and a certain person crossed them and then cries when noone goes…..”Sorry ***”…….words cannot even begin to explain how little anyone actually cares about this awful mess you got yourself into……..we’ll leav it at that so I don’t get my column pulled for the 100th time……..but this situation still seriously pisses me off….and we all know why you didn’t come to me whining….you went to the one person who you thought might feel a little sorry for you…..and no dice…..too bad chump……..you are so pathetic i think you deserve your own column and a spot in dunphy’s hall of shitbricks…..and remember….if all else fails…find a married chic….oops be a prick……me bad cubbies….
-The Prickmaster, Dildo
to the millions of adoring fans out there and the one whiner who is going to be pissed off….quote the Dildo: for all of you sympathy hungry losers out there…..you might not want to get yourself into a situation where you ain’t getting any sympathy, not even from the big man upstairs…..there are some lines you just don’t cross….and a certain person crossed them and then cries when noone goes…..”Sorry ***”…….let’s play a little game……
R-Really should have kicked your dumb ass
A-Almost did, but you could have killed him….right
C-Comes from a different country
H-