Archive for May 14th, 2002:
Sup motherfuckers……..well, it has been an interesting time since I last talked to all my faithful fans out there in cyberspace…..not that I give a shit about you…but hey….The biggest prick in the world….the man of all men….has actually started to settle down….but besides that…..honestly not pointing fingers…..what is the attraction for men to chicks with kids?….it is almost like there are a bunch of guys age ranging 21-26 who have a whole life ahead of them who are getting off on dirty diapers and little brats for some reason…….i am oblivious to the fact that a little one or a bun in the oven is a turn on……well, I guess to each his own…….but I would think that any man with half a brain and that wants kids might wanna raise his own…..just my thought…..I know love can happen in strange places…..if you think that I am fucked up in thinking this….email my ass…tell me what’s up…….and if you are the one whiner who is gonna think this is him……this is not a personal attack on anyone….I am seeing it everywhere……on to the next best thing…..females and penis sizes…….I think it is totally cool that you set around and giggle about this at your fucking slumber parties and shit……but I personally don’t give a shit about how big Johnnie Palmer’s cock is and if you think guys do….you are sadly mistaken…..the only exception would be a guy that has big holes in the ass of his pants….the gay one….(ha ha you know who)……just keep that one to yourselves ladies unless you are braggin to your friends or us about how big our cock is….then it is ok…..the final thing I would like to talk about is the greatest thing in the world for all you jerks and jackasses out there…..chicks love you….keep beating them, cheating on them, telling them they are not good enough and ugly, and lying to them….because they love it…..anyone who can explain this is the smartest person in the world……..I can think of one chick in particular right now who needs to get rid of a MT asshole……but that is all the bitching for tonight…..and remember control the kid population…have your kids spayed or neutered……and if all else fail…..be a prick…
-The prickmaster Dildo