Archive for March 24th, 2002:
Lets see here… I bust my ass all week and who’s watching me the whole time not doing a damn thing? beats me….
Yo this is Skippy, I knew you assholes would come back for this Saturday Night bullshit. Sports Center jumpin’ on in…right now. Over to the NCAA tournament where the Indiana kicked the fuck outta Kent State 81-69 behind a few million three pointers by the Hoosiers. Oklahoma pimp slapped Missouri 81-75. Does anyone have these fucks in their bracket? I hope not. Over to the over paid version of hoops. Ah yes, the NBA. At 40-28 the Pistons remain in the hunt for the Eastern Division crown at three and a half games back from the Nets. Shifting gears and runnin’ naked lets go to NASCAR, never mind we’ll talk about that tomorrow. How about golf. Tiger Woods is a pretty boy bitch ass half and half, and he’s a fuck stick. Woods says he needs a break so he’s gonna take a few weeks off to masterbate to pictures of Jack Nicholas. Real sport anyone? NFL news. New England QB Drew Bledsoe told Cincinatti Bengals officials today “not to trade for him.” I guess its always nice to ask, “Drew, um, do you think it’d be, um, alright, if we, ah, could, geez how do I say this…trade for you?” NO! You can’t, you fuckin’ losers! What is sports comin’ to? What ever happened to trading your highest paid player (without his “knowledge”) to a shit team at three in the morning? Or you could release your whole team like the Lions. One more note from the football world, its kinda old news. QB Elvis Grbac is retiring from the NFL because he sucks, must be a U of M thing. Speakin’ of that shit school. Lets poor some salt in the wounds. As the NCAA continues to figure out what the fuck Michigan was thinking by paying the Fab Five about half a million, we’ll reflect on some great moments in the schools basketball history. Why did Webber really call that time out that the team didn’t have? “Yo man time out…coach Fischa, do dat Lexus have letha muthafucka?” Now is a good time to root for the maize and shit. Next up look for the NCAA to make an example out of U of M and set their program so far back that my grandchildren will would rather die then play for those buttfucker’s. Michigan probably pays all their athletes…except the golfers. Its not really a sport, oh, and neither is soccer. Lets drink some brewski’s and go ice fishing. NHL time. The Dead Wings literally pounded the shit outta Colorado tonight 2-0. Half way through the third period the teams thought it would be cool to start WWIII. It looked like a clip from Monday Night Raw (WWF). Everyone got involved in this one, yup even Roy and Hasek. But the bitch refs got to’em before Hasek could go Ali on Roy’s faggot Canadian ass. Also Shanahan got his 500th goal. Fuckin’ sweet! Ah, the end. Like the French always say, gotta run. For sports done right, have a helluva night.