Archive for March 11th, 2002:
Wow! The front page! Who said suckin’ cock doesn’t get you places? Anyway, sports center comin’ up. Well now that the conference tourneys are over the selection process can begin (it actually happened at 6 tonight on CBS). #10 Michigan State will take on #7 N.C. State. either March 15th or 17th in D.C. And no, U of M didn’t make it. Why? Because they fuckin’ blow. The number one seeds are Kansas, Duke, Maryland, and Cincinatti. Tourney Fact: No Final Four has ever contained the four number one seeds. Oh, and don’t forget to post your Final Four predictions on the one-liners. If you need a tourney bracket you can obtain them at . Over to Hockey. The Wings got blasted by the Sabres. Hasek’s homecoming wasn’t fuckin’ pretty. Detroit got their asses handed to them 5-1. Now to Lakeland, Florida for spring training and the Detroit Tigers. They suck. Although they managed to beat the Red Sox today 6-3. The Tig’s are above .500 (7-5 to be exact) but I’m sure it will last as long as a keg of High Life on five cent draft night at old Cleveland Stadium. Well thats all the shit I can fuck up for one evening. Gotta go. For sports done right, have a helluva night.