Archive for January, 2002»
God damn its been too long to report a new sports report. I wonder if anyone reads any of the columns any more? Shit I rarely do, and I write the fuckin’ sports report. How shitty of me. There has been more news than I know where to start. So why now? It is the year 2002 now, and yes I already paid a bill this new year, marking 1-2-01 in the date column of my check. So I too can fuck anything up just like the rest of you assholes. I think this report has a twist of Dunphy-ism in it. So if you don’t like it you can shove it up your ass. Well school starts back up soon for me, so you might not here from me as often as you would like. Its not like I’ve been around much now. So this might just be a sign of things to come. I appoligize ahead of time. One sports note while I’m here. I’m not much of a college football fan (fuckin’ BCS), but the National Championship was won by the University of Miami. Thank God for that too, who the fuck wants to “split” anything when it comes to a championship? Thats why I hate the BCS. The BCS continues to ruin the Championship of the greatest sport in America. Maybe this is why I lean more towards the NFL. GO LIONS. Hell at least there is a playoff system. That way the Lions can back in to the playoffs, instead of being ranked 5th in the nation and not gettin’ anything. Not that they deserve anything less than a good kick in the nuts. Well I must stop while I still can. Oh yeah the ‘Canes beat Nebraska 37-14. Close one Crouch. See ya in the NFL. Hope you can play safety, ’cause you can’t throw. Fuckin’ pussy. Out.