Archive for December 21st, 2001:
Alright, so I’ll do a fuckin’ report tonight. The Spartans extended their home winning streak to 53 games last night as they pounded Oakland. Johnnie Morton made a guest apperance on The Tonight Show last night. Host Jay Leno and the Lions receiver traded several blows (mostly jokes) during the five minute “interview.” After the Lions first victory on Sunday Morton was seen on camera telling Leno to kiss his ass. Every night for the last eleven weeks or so Leno has been nailing the Lions to the wall with his insightfulness and dry humor. It all ended when Leno made good with the Lions by granting a wish to Morton, to kiss his ass. A donkey (wearing a Lions ‘rug’ of sorts) was led on to the Tonight Show set by who appeared to be Barry Sanders (but he was white and probably pushin’ 50) and Leno kissed the ‘Ass’ on the nose. So in a way Morton got his revenge on the host for shovling the shit to the Lions week after week. But in the end Jay and Johnnie made up. Yeah, in other sports news. The Dead Wings stopped the bleeding with a win. The Pistons are looking more like themselves lately. And how much more can I say about my Lions. Fuck yeah! 1-12, and it feels like the god damn Super Bowl. Lets all drink some beers this Sunday and watch’em get run over by the ‘bus’. Like I said, beer. For sports done right, have a helluva night. Out.