WOOHOO!!! PLOWS HERE I COME!!!! Snow removal rules!

No report tonight. Merry Christmas to all. Out

Somebody get me out of here.

Alright, so I’ll do a fuckin’ report tonight. The Spartans extended their home winning streak to 53 games last night as they pounded Oakland. Johnnie Morton made a guest apperance on The Tonight Show last night. Host Jay Leno and the Lions receiver traded several blows (mostly jokes) during the five minute “interview.” After the [...]

Welcome to the Sunday edition of Sports Center. All I have to say today is LIONS! Yes they finally fuckin’ won a God damn game. The players acted as if they just won the fuckin’ Super Bowl. Well hell if my team went 0 and forever I think I would do the same shit. Hell [...]

I STILL WORK HERE!!!! Don’t quite know if thats good or bad yet.

Well I am back from my sickness, yes I am still sick, but in many other ways than just physically. I hate the BCS! I’ll be back tomorrow with a FULL update. I must rest now. Out.

Okay, welcome to another fun-filled edition of High Heat Life. Once again, Sosa’s comin’ at ya with all the action of someone from the TCC. For those of you who are uneducated as to what the TCC is. Welcome to the Too Cool Club kiddies.

So apparently one Mr. Dildo is under the [...]