Hi and welcome to the end-of-the-weekend edition of Sports Center. I know there was a lot of NFL action today but I don’t feel like talkin’ about anyone but the Pussy Cats, er, Lions. “0-9 and feelin’ shitty.” It don’t rhyme, but its good enough for me. Oh, and I’ll mention Da Bears, who by [...]

Hi, it’s Saturday night and I am close to being wasted. Yeah, who cares. Grandville lost today 17-10. I am pissed, everyone on the team had a good game except Dan Start, he sucked fat pee-pee. Granted, he is a good football player, but he cannot play quarterback worth the shit. Shit, Sosa could throw [...]

Whassup muthafuckaz? Cool. I’m just chillin’ here on this beautiful Friday night watchin’ Varsity Blues. What a great fuckin’ movie. I think I’m gonna have a smoke…ahhh yes, the All-American past time. Smoking. Anyway on to the subject at hand…Sports. There are a few minor things I guess. Like the Pistons, who by the way [...]

Yo yo and welcome to the Thursday evening edition of Sports Center. Last night there was no report, and I am not sorry either. So eat a dick. I was too busy gettin’ wasted with my homeboyz. Anyway it’s been a busy day for the Skippster. I had a “date” tonight and it went well. [...]

Here is Tuesday’s sports report whether you want it or not. Last night the Nashville Oilers took on the Baltimore Clevelandstealers on ABC’s MNF. The Titans got fucked out of a last second touchdown when some assfuck from the Browns made some bullshit offsides penality. So anyhow McNair didn’t get in and the Old Texans [...]

Hey hey whats new ya’ll? Sports Center is coming right atchya. Hello and welcome to the Monday night edition. Over to the Baseball world where legendary first baseman Mark Maguire announced his retirement late Sunday afternoon. This guy will be missed greatly, I don’t watch baseball, but I think this Maguire guy was a class [...]

GO DAWGS!!!…Thats about all I have to say for this weekend edition. Unreal what Grandville did this Saturday. Beating 11-0 Battle Creek Central 10-7. Great job guys. Now over to the NFL. The Lions lost again. “0-8, must be great.” So did da Bears. Oh well I guess. 6-2 is a lot better than 0-8. [...]

Well, well lets see here…sports, hmmmm. Don’t know about that really. The only thing I can see worthy of any sports coverage tonight would have to be my 48 yard field goal I made. Yes I made a 48 yarder. With God as my witness. I did have a 15 mph wind at my back, [...]