Archive for November 30th, 2001:
Well, heres a new life in the city report for y’all. I’ve been out on the road for a good portion of the day. I saw some mexicans lose an office chair out the back of a U-haul. Saw a cop pull over the mexican fellows and redirect them to go get their damn chair. I saw the mexicans pick the chair up and put it back in the U-haul. Then I saw the cop and the mexicans drive away. I’ve also removed a bunch of shit out of a cruiser. That was fun, you never know what you are going to find in a police car. A couple of spent shotgun shells, a crack pipe made out of an airline liquor bottle, some guys ID, and a pair of slightly soiled Hanes briefs. Oh yeah, its motherfucking friday and there ain’t a damn thing getting done around here… not that anything gets done monday thru thursday, but thats beside the point. Adam is smart. Hes the guy who replaced Booker. Adam is married to a stripper named Candy. Adam also drives ford’s… so if you see him, run him off the road, help him collect insurance money so he can afford to buy a Chevy. Just remember, Life in the city ain’t pretty.